I’ve always imagined that being a TSA agent is probably one of the worst jobs. Now, I’m reconsidering.
It does seem to have its perks. You get to interact with people. You get to make people throw away their water. And you can grope people while intoxicated without really raising any immediate eyebrows.
Recently at San Francisco International Airport, a ticketed passenger who had been drinking for hours came up with a simple plan. He would pose as a TSA agent in order to fondle unsuspecting women.
The man, who was dressed in khaki pants and a blue polo, allegedly stole a pair of blue plastic gloves before leading a woman into a private screening booth. It’s not clear what went on between the two in the booth, because the woman disappeared to catch her flight. But at least they’ll always have San Francisco.
Always double check to make sure you're being fondled by a trained professional.
The actual TSA agents caught on when the man was later seen ushering a second woman into his party booth. It was pretty obvious, since male agents are only allowed to screen women if another female agent is present. Apparently, the female agents didn’t take the bait when he asked, “You chicks wanna party?”
The alleged pervert was detained until the police arrived. He could face public drunkenness charges or worse. It’s a good thing that we’ve got this animal off the street. It was only a matter of time before this master of disguise posed as a handsy Best Buy employee. (Source)