Want Donald Trump To Give YOU A Nickname? The Trump Nickname Generator Is Here!

Donald Trump is the sports coach we never had. And much like most sports coaches, he just loves to give team members (whether they’re on his team or not) some pretty sweet nicknames. He referred to Ted Cruz as “Lyin’ Ted”, Hillary Clinton as “Crooked Hillary” and Bernie Sanders as “Crazy Bernie”. Sure, they’re not the most clever names ever but it’s still somewhat an honor when he finally decides to give you one. And now you get to find out what YOURS is with this Donald Trump Nickname Generator. It’s about friggin’ time!

The brilliant bastards over at Super Deluxe set up an extremely simple system for you to finally figure out your Trump nickname. Spoiler: None of these results are at all positive. We even tried “Break” and got “Dishonest Break” in return. Thanks, Donald!


So what Donald Trump nickname did YOU get? Share in the comments and let’s see who got the best one!