This Angry Dominatrix Is Threatening To Expose Canadian Politicians As Clients

There are a lot of unwritten political rules, but one of the biggest is “Don’t piss off the people who know where your skeletons are buried.” It’s just common sense. Then again, we’re dealing with politicians, a group of people who include “having common f*&%ing sense” under the “Special Skills” section of their resume.

A total lack of common sense is the most plausible explanation for a weird fight that’s currently going on in the Canadian legislature over a potential new prostitution law. The bill seeks to enact new criminal penalties on the nation’s sex customers after Canada’s Supreme Court struck down laws that made prostitution illegal. So since the Conservative government can’t go after sex workers, they are trying to go after people who pay for it.

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This is funny, but I would have preferred a joke about an “Eh-hole.”

That didn’t sit well with dominatrix Terri-Jean Bedford, and the last thing anyone should do is piss off someone who keeps a collection of monogrammed bull whips in a tastefully chiseled armoire. When Bedford was called to testify in front of Canada’s Parliament, she told the group in no uncertain terms that if the bill went into effect, she would not hesitate to start naming names of her famous clients, including some members of Parliament. She threatened to drop a nuclear sized bomb of information in the press so large that it would make everyone “forget about Mike Duffy,” referring to a former member of Parliament charged with fraud, breach of the trust and bribery.

No word yet on whether her threat has done any good. But assuming it’s true, we’d rather just forget the fact that some old dudes like being spanked in assless chaps by someone in a form fitting, leather body suit. (Source)