Does Smoking Weed Give You Man Boobs?

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Dec. 05, 2013

 

 

All you dude stoners out there might want to put the bong down and read this. I don’t mean to harsh your buzz but a doctor has written a article suggesting that smoking Mary Jane, ganja, the marijuana may cause men to develop breasts. Boobies! Moobs! Celebrate 420 a little too much and you’re going to end up looking like Bob from Fight Club.

 

 

According to Dr. Anthony Youn, Gynecomastia (moobs) can be caused by an imbalance of testosterone versus estrogen; when a guy’s body has more estrogen than testosterone he starts developing a pair of lovely lady humps.  Some studies have indicated that marijuana may cause a decrease in testosterone; thus Dr. Youn speculates that this is the reason many pot smokers get the man – gams. In fact the fifth most common plastic surgery among men is to get the their moobs reduced! In 2012, 23,000 men underwent the surgery. Although I have my own theory. You know what also gives you man boobs? The Munchies! See, Mr. Scientist, that’s some cause and effect right there. Think about it, man.  All those pot smokers aren’t getting moobs from smoking pot, they are getting moobs from the snacks they eat… as a result of smoking pot.

Test subjects.

The thing that doctors encouraging men to smoke less pot might not count on is that stoners might enjoy having their own pair of breasts. Give them a bag of sticky icky, corn chips and a pair of their very own breasts to play with and I’d imagine that they will never leave the couch.

Will you guys smoke less if you knew that it would give you man breasts?

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157 comments
straybeat
straybeat User

They first came out with the moob story in the 70's and obviously everyone ignored it then too? We also loved in the 70's when the government said they sprayed all the crops with paraquat poison and you'd die if you smoked it. Everyone said, "We'll take that chance." LOL

Dillon Kennedy
Dillon Kennedy

"they say you can abuse marijuana well shit you can abuse cheeseburgers, does that mean we should make burgers illegal?" -Joe Rogan

Kent Conley
Kent Conley

Yea right think that doctor smoke some good shit

Kevin Wolf
Kevin Wolf

Its the munchies that lead to man boobs.

Glen Griffiths
Glen Griffiths

What a load of shit, might as well say food gives you man boobs

Mark McHoull
Mark McHoull

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Alex Kethcart
Alex Kethcart

yes. sensi-sensitive-seekers take note! smoke and a dress combo-- one time only!

Jon Behn
Jon Behn

No it's cause we eat to much it's called Munchies

Andy Pariseau
Andy Pariseau

no it does not. eating fast food like its going out of style and claiming munchies will get you man-tits though. for every naysayer, i smoke and i dont get the munchies. if on a rare occasion i do, i dont pig out

Rion Sullivan
Rion Sullivan

kind of like stoners sites making cure claims..........

Joey McCormick
Joey McCormick

NOPE took mine away LOL. Seriously who the fucke posted this? This is stupid cuz I lost my boobs from weed. Yay. Wahooo!!!

Louis Deer
Louis Deer

The only boobs coming from pot are the ones on the honeys who wanna smoke your shit lol

Louis Deer
Louis Deer

Lmao thats stupid n not sarcastically but right out brain dead statistics

David Bustamante
David Bustamante

The writers of the report don't understand statistics... 30-60% of males of various ages experiencing man boobs when only 4.6% of the entire US population (women included) smoke on a regular basis...

Steve Hardin
Steve Hardin

Because it gives you the munchies and makes you lazy.

Pete Logan
Pete Logan

So what do men wear, a Bro instead of a Bra.

Christina Wood
Christina Wood

Stay out of the refrigerator after you smoke and you will be fine

Melvin Fairfield
Melvin Fairfield

that aint true,,,i would be stepping on mine. just more lies about weed

Colin Rolaz Nisbett
Colin Rolaz Nisbett

The only people answering this, smoke weed......erm?! Cheech & Chong! I only watched the movies.

Martinez Millan Oscar
Martinez Millan Oscar

Adrian Hernandez Juan M Salazar Jr. Ronnie A. Ortiz See that bullshit bag lmao

John Nielsen
John Nielsen

We must, we must, we must increase our…what?

A-cat-Called-Quest
A-cat-Called-Quest User

I smoke everyday and I workout everyday I dont have man boobs

James Weaver
James Weaver

glad to see more happy people out there,,,that turns frowns upside down,,and now to work on getting bigger man boobs

Shayne Wilson
Shayne Wilson

smoked for over 20 years... no man boobs here... very flat chested :P

Maxime Lamothe
Maxime Lamothe

bullshit what else would they come with to stop weed from being legalized LMFAO XD

Mark P Lathom
Mark P Lathom

That's a load of bullshit, do 5 push ups a day and you won't have a problem.

Casey Hunt Garrigan
Casey Hunt Garrigan

Sitting on the couch eating Doritos AFTER smoking weed gives you man boobs..