Disney Doesn't Like Meat On Ladies' Bones And That's A Shame

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on May. 20, 2013

Have you ever heard the term "cushion for the pushin'?" It was most likely invented by a scientist who knew what was up and not by the Disney Corporation who evidently finds bags of bones attractive.

Recently, Disney crowned Merida, the lead from Pixar's "Brave" as its 11th-princess. But before they could do that, they had to make some changes: smaller waist, bigger boobs, and skinnier head amongst others.

What was wrong with Merida to begin with? She wasn't fat. She was adorable. She had some hips and didn't wear annoying, shiny dresses. Disney has been criticized in the past for their impossible-to-live-up-to standards for princesses and this just adds fuel to the fire. (Let's not forget that we are discussing the sexification of cartoon characters aimed at young girls here. If anything, that's the bigger, less sexy issue).

We don't need super-skinny princesses. In fact, I'd go so far as to say let's give them some shape, make them more realistic, and stop trying to give us Barbies because Barbies in real life are so frightening that my penis does the opposite of erecting.

Like a mole digging a hole, my penis retreats into my body...

This goes for more than just Disney princesses or Barbies. We need more curvy ladies in the world. Honestly, which of these two do you find more attractive?


If you say the one on the right, then I imagine you'd rather have sex with a bucket of KFC chicken AFTER its been eaten than before (either way, you're having sex with a bucket of chicken and are most likely very lonely.)

Also, Disney, maybe you can stop being racist. Where is the crown for this hot Disney character?

Dem curves...

Oh, I forgot. You're holding your next crown for the hot, young gal you have lined up in your next film.

- Mark (twitter me)


 

51 comments
whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld UserTop Commenter

My wife is 180lbs, my lover 104lbs, both are the same height and I must say, I'm leaving my wife for her. It's not the weight, it's what that weight is comprised of, if it were muscle it'd be OK, saddly not.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

My wife is 180lbs, my lover 104lbs, both are the same height and I must say, I'm leaving my wife for her. It's not the weight, it's what that weight is comprised of, if it were muscle it'd be OK, saddly not.

xenomorphoplite
xenomorphoplite User

When is America going to learn that it's not ok to be fat. The self confidence and image BS aside, it's bad for your health! Kids need to get the right message and that is to not to grow up to be a fat f@&k. I live in Asia so I have no issues with fat women.

xenomorphoplite
xenomorphoplite

When is America going to learn that it's not ok to be fat. The self confidence and image BS aside, it's bad for your health! Kids need to get the right message and that is to not to grow up to be a fat f@&k. I live in Asia so I have no issues with fat women.

Adriana-Marie-894
Adriana-Marie-894 User

It's probably because the girl in brave is supposed to be like 14 years old..

Adriana-Marie-894
Adriana-Marie-894

It's probably because the girl in brave is supposed to be like 14 years old..

simcoast
simcoast User

Uh, what? You're deluded dude if you think guys prefer fat chicks over thin chicks. Maybe it's just an American phenomenon where guys like girls who look like chunky guys rather than actual, you know, women.. Fat girls, even slightly overweight or plump, are absolutely revolting.

simcoast
simcoast

Uh, what? You're deluded dude if you think guys prefer fat chicks over thin chicks. Maybe it's just an American phenomenon where guys like girls who look like chunky guys rather than actual, you know, women.. Fat girls, even slightly overweight or plump, are absolutely revolting.

jimbobbilly12
jimbobbilly12 User

There is literally almost no difference between the photos. OCD me thinks.

jimbobbilly12
jimbobbilly12

There is literally almost no difference between the photos. OCD me thinks.

Stick_Siwash
Stick_Siwash User

Comparing the brunette with a bucket of chicken? Mark-Potts you have got some issues... I think you might be playing for the wrong team, if you know what I mean.

Stick_Siwash
Stick_Siwash

Comparing the brunette with a bucket of chicken? Mark-Potts you have got some issues... I think you might be playing for the wrong team, if you know what I mean.

johnsonjiggle
johnsonjiggle User

i think the real issue here is as follows, who would you rather bone, Kate or Giselle? i'll take Giselle. big tits are big tits, but are worthless unless the nipples work

johnsonjiggle
johnsonjiggle

i think the real issue here is as follows, who would you rather bone, Kate or Giselle? i'll take Giselle. big tits are big tits, but are worthless unless the nipples work

Nightwolf2013
Nightwolf2013 User

First ones hotter, I hate fake bitches..

Llnkn0wn
Llnkn0wn User

You like them plump, don't you?

Llnkn0wn
Llnkn0wn

You like them plump, don't you?

redrobinyum
redrobinyum User

well with her fame she has purchased a boob job and lypo....SOP in hollywood.

redrobinyum
redrobinyum

well with her fame she has purchased a boob job and lypo....SOP in hollywood.

Chubbee
Chubbee

It's a gay conspiracy. they're trying to make women believe that it's more attractive to look like a young boy than a woman. Look at runway models...hide! and they've enen got their clutches into the victoria secret models, they used to be voluptuous, what's next, the dreaded "man do?"

treyert
treyert User

Break really hand-picks their fights.

treyert
treyert

Break really hand-picks their fights.

TopGunTrophey
TopGunTrophey User

Should we be pissed off at Picasso for making women more cubey?

TopGunTrophey
TopGunTrophey

Should we be pissed off at Picasso for making women more cubey?

Dale101
Dale101 User

a site aimed at 14-30 year old dudes, uploading posts about a fictional princess's re-drawn waist line :o

Dale101
Dale101

a site aimed at 14-30 year old dudes, uploading posts about a fictional princess's re-drawn waist line :o

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

Another hard hitting article from break that hardly anyone cares about, or should care about.

The-Langolier
The-Langolier

Another hard hitting article from break that hardly anyone cares about, or should care about.

blobby99
blobby99 User

...nearly no difference at all..

blobby99
blobby99

...nearly no difference at all..

jbart321
jbart321 User

Why do people care about things that don't really matter? I don't see any issue with a change. And on top of that a drawing is a bit different than CGI, so of course they are going to look different.

jbart321
jbart321

Why do people care about things that don't really matter? I don't see any issue with a change. And on top of that a drawing is a bit different than CGI, so of course they are going to look different.

canofminus
canofminus User

I really don't see why everyone is getting upset. Yes, she seems a little bit skinnier but not all that much (she still has hips that are holding up that belt), and now she's wearing a "princess" dress and makeup, but that's really all. How about we stop feeding our kids processed shit and corn syrup then maybe we wouldn't need to worry about their self image so much. No, we can't, because that's a real problem with a real solution.

canofminus
canofminus

I really don't see why everyone is getting upset. Yes, she seems a little bit skinnier but not all that much (she still has hips that are holding up that belt), and now she's wearing a "princess" dress and makeup, but that's really all. How about we stop feeding our kids processed shit and corn syrup then maybe we wouldn't need to worry about their self image so much. No, we can't, because that's a real problem with a real solution.

wumidk
wumidk User

Mark sure knows his disney princesses

wumidk
wumidk

Mark sure knows his disney princesses

BlankTitanic
BlankTitanic User

Well said. Do you eat that stuff though? It's not just the kids that should stop...

BlankTitanic
BlankTitanic

Well said. Do you eat that stuff though? It's not just the kids that should stop...

damndandamn
damndandamn User

damn that skeleton is fuckin hot. i would totally bone it

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts moderator User

Many sweat socks gave their lives in research for this article...

damndandamn
damndandamn

damn that skeleton is fuckin hot. i would totally bone it

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts

Many sweat socks gave their lives in research for this article...

canofminus
canofminus User

Nope, stopped eating all that garbage when I read up on corn syrup and other government backed food scams ten years ago.

canofminus
canofminus

Nope, stopped eating all that garbage when I read up on corn syrup and other government backed food scams ten years ago.