The Dildo Selfie Stick Has Been Invented Because You’re All Filthy

Screw Mars and your crazy 360 business, we’ve got a piece of technology for you that you’ll surely love. Or be detested by, depending on your view. In any case, there’s at least a decent amount of people that have already photographed themselves masturbating so why not make that process a little easier by getting the brand new Dildo Selfie Stick. Call me old fashioned but I still use a HAM radio to communicate my sessions but some of you are way cooler than I am and might like this thing.

Check out the promotional video below.

From what I can tell right now, the product is not for sale quite yet OR it’s entirely a joke even though they actually have their own website at DildoSelfieStick.com but that doesn’t mean the idea is any less profitable. Maybe the creators are busy shopping it around to K-Mart and other retailers.

Regardless, if the product is a joke, that only means you can just take the concept if it indeed struck your fancy (and other areas) and create your own to your liking! Heck, use a carrot if you want! I won’t judge. But if you do get one of these Dildo Selfie Sticks for a friend, make sure you don’t get the gift wrapping mixed up with the present meant for Grandma. That’d just be awkward.

@Todd_Spence