Some Genius Invented The Dildo Drone And It's Pretty Intense

Technology is really outdoing itself this year. We have self-driving cars, virtual reality from Oculus but that's no match for something that every lady would get on board with. Correction...possibly get on board with, especially after you see how intense this thing is. That's right, the Dildo Drone has been invented and the world just got more awesome for it. Bet you didn't see this one coming, Stephen Hawking!

Good luck cleaning it!

It apparently operates like any other drone, only it has a stubby dildo attached to it like a damn crane. This thing looks like a torture device from Se7en, only, y'know, hot pink. At first sight, it looks pretty frightening but most of us aren't necessarily the target audience. However it's built for the woman's convenience by having a remote and with the push of one button, the drone comes flying toward you so you can masturbate while you watch the latest episode of The Biggest Loser.

Check out the ad below. Are you sold yet?

Recently we uncovered the Dildo Selfie Stick, another fine product from a young entrepreneur and really our only question is how soon can we buy stock in this thing before it blows up! Sure, the video looks a little campy and sketchy but that doesn't at all make it any less of a brilliant idea. Seriously, people would buy the shit out of this thing. Hell, if people are going to buy a book of Kim Kardashian's sex tapes, they'd be more than willing to shill over some dough for a dildo drone.

The question is, when it IS finally available, how many of you will be forced by your girlfriends and wives to go to the store and buy it for them?

 

 

 

@Todd_Spence