Grab Your "Kush" And Get In Here! Dictionary.com Just Added 300 New Words!

Hey, BITCHFACES! Y’all got your BURKINIS on and your MAN BUNS tied tight? Dictionary.com has announced the 300 or so words they’re adding to its online lexicon, and all your commonly used neologisms made the cut, like SLAY

 

 

TEACHABLE MOMENT

 

And STOCHASTIC TERRORISM.

Now, I know you hip young Break-ers probably use the term “stochastic terrorism” totes all the time, but I’ve somehow managed to avoid ever hearing this term once despite reading websites for 14 hours a day, several of them focusing specifically on terrorism from both a pro- and con- perspective. So, just in case you don’t know, either, “stochastic terrorism” means the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act, which is statistically probable but whose specifics cannot be predicted which is basically another way of saying Islamophobia is to blame for the Pulse Nightclub Shooting.

Here’s are some other new additions to dictionary.com, with definitions:

420: Hitler’s birthday

ALT-RIGHT: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal

CAT CAFÉ: A café charging an entrance and hourly fee to watch cats sleep

CHEAT DAY: When you forget about your diet and take the girl you’re cheating on your wife with out for pizza and ice cream

COLD BREW: Bud, Bud Light, like basically any beer (must be cold)

DABBING: Using a blowtorch to inhale concentrated marijuana products in one thick cloud

HANGRY: The fury that results from a cell phone randomly hanging up on you

K-POP: “ketamine pop”; music that sounds better on ketamine, e.g. Chemical Brothers, Armand Van Helden

SEXT: The term for an individual picture found on a revenge porn site

SMACKDOWN: Heroin overdose