Where can I find images of Dakota Johnson nude?
Gentlemen, gentlemen…there is this phenomenon out there called “mommy porn” and it stars the one and only Dakota Johnson, so if you want to see her nude, check out Fifty Shades of Grey which is hitting the theater this Valentine’s Day. We’re sure you are familiar with the book…but being you’re male, and more visual than verbal (and so proved by your question above), here is something to jar your memory. The book cover.
Wait, ‘Mommy Porn’ is a thing?
Well, let’s clarify. There’s real hard-core mommy porn (NSFW so you won’t find it here) and then there’s the slang ‘Mommy Porn’ which pretty much means a bunch of book club ladies sitting around discussing the S&M scenes in Fifty Shades and getting a little hot under the Johnny Collar.
And because of the series (yes, there is more than one) popularity, a spike in silver ties sales happened once the collection, and wearer of said tie, Christian Grey, became uber famous. So, if you got a silver tie from your girlfriend or wife recently, well, now you know.
Speaking of mommy, can we see pictures of Melanie Griffith nude?
Ok, you went there. And that makes sense—Dakota Johnson, mommy, porn. Well, here’s one little number that has been floating around for a while. We opted for this hot image because Melanie Griffith nude now might not be exactly what you had in mind. We don’t even need to ask if we’re right.
Can you name that movie? Quick…
Ok, we’ll give it to you because het, it was another chick flick” Working Woman.
Yeah, yeah, not that kind of working woman and we know you know that. But what is interesting is Melanie Griffith has done a ton of nude scenes yet she and Dakota’s father, Don Johnson, had big issues with Dakota doing Fifty Shades of Grey. I guess with these screen grabs from the actual movie, we can see why…
That’s got Dakota’s parents up in arms?
Well, that’s just a taste. Here’s some more.
As we mentioned above, this movie, based off of the book, is considered mommy porn. But maybe we need to explain why.
The Cliff Notes version of Fifty Shades of Grey:
Fifty Shades of Grey was published in 2011. It is an erotic romance novel by British author E. L. James. It is the first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, (or, as we know her—Dakota Johnson) and a young business magnate, Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). It is known for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM). So yeah, maybe now you get the reason why Dakota Johnson’s parents had issues with her doing this movie.
Well, has Dakota Johnson done other erotic-like movies?
Nope. But she has been in a ton of other types of movies. I mean, with parents as famous as hers, how can you not be?
That’s her in The Social Network. Probably one of the only things worth looking at in that flick, don’t you agree? Cause if you don’t then this is what you enjoy looking at:
Let’s spark this right back up, shall we?
That’s following the theme of nice behinds. You’re welcome.
So, back to the original question—where can I find pictures of Dakota Johnson nude?
Ok, ok…well, here are a few of our favorites. Crazy thing is, some of these come a woman’s magazine spread. Something to think about fellas. Maybe a peek on line at the grocery store isn’t such a bad thing after all.
And here is the closest thing we can post to keep it safe for work:
It’s kind of uncanny how much she looks like her mother, Melanie Griffith, in this shot, no?
You don’t see it? Well, here is something you can see. Literally.
What tattoo does Melanie Griffith have?
Wow, we show you Melanie Griffith practically nude and that’s what you notice? Yes, it is a tattoo. Obviously. Well, if you have been living in the dark, let’s shed some light on the situation.
That is a tattoo of Antonio. As in Benderas. As in her ex-husband. She jokes about what she is going to get when it’s removed. Cause you know, she’s divorced and all.
So, is Dakota like mother like daughter? Does she have any tattoos?
Funny, in this case, it is like mother like daughter. Dakota has a few tattoos.
huh? No idea what that says. Sorry. Don’t really care either.
awww…birdies. Yeah, she won’t regret that in about 10 years. Maybe she can use her mother’s tattoo removal artists. Cause then it would really be like mother like daughter.
And considering the career Melanie Giffith had, and this thrust into the limelight role Dakota just landed, we wouldn’t mind if you want to be really honest, cause you know, we are.