Cute Teacher Accused Of Sending Sexy Photos To Student And Asking Him For Sex

I’ve read a lot of them in my time, but out of all of them this is the only teacher student sex scandal that takes your emotions and puts them through a blender. Not only is 25-year-old Ewing High School teacher Chelsea Hahn like, sorta-kinda hot but attractive enough you could pass using the word “cute”…

…but she didn’t even do anything. Well ok, anything THAT bad – basically Hahn got her engine revved up and ready to go, but the police came and dumped an ice bath on her before anything happened:

Through their investigation, police determined that there was evidence Hahn kissed the 17-year-old on the lips in her classroom. She also sent him messages including nude photographs of herself and asking to have sex, police wrote in the criminal complaint.(via)

She’s got the lingerie, the Myspace mirror ass selfies, the finest bottle of Kendal Jackson you can find at 7-Eleven and probably a fat bottle of lube, all lined up for this kid…who was like “Eh, pass.” Dude — what kind of tail do you have to be pounding to turn down getting into a teacher student sex scandal with your English teacher?

The laws of common decency say we’re not allowed to refer to underage people as “attractive,” so at best this kid is slaying fours like a Lannister at a red wedding. Yeah sure your kill to death ratio is high, but you’re merc’ing all the players who are either 12 or who left for a minute to grab a beer.

When your teacher student sex scandal gets rejected

Is getting boned by your teacher okay? No, but I’m not used to this level of maturity and self-awareness out of a teacher student sex scandal and I don’t know how to handle it. NJ.com reports that the charges against Hahn happened “on or around” Friday, the day she was charged, which means this kid didn’t even entertain the idea of fucking his teacher – like DAMN. If you can’t get a virgin 17-year-old kid to have sex with you, the fuck are you doing with your life? And this girl’s gotta have the worst taste in men, because she picked the only NARC at the school as THE kid to boink.

Hahn has reportedly been both suspended as well as banned from school property. She was charged on a summons (not even arrested!) and is scheduled to answer the charges in Mercer County Superior Court on July 3rd.

[H/T NJ.com, images via Twitter]