Courteney Cox: A Cougar and a Friend

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It’s hard to overstate what a massive hit NBC’s “Friends” was during its lengthy run. From Marcel the Monkey (clearly the most talented member of the original cast) to Rachel’s legendary haircut, the show had more than its share of cultural milestones. Heck, even Taylor Swift got into the act recently by having Lisa Kudrow duet with her for “Smelly Cat.” But for those whose jones is of the Monica-variety, the perky Courteney Cox was the one they wanted to be there for (you). So, for those brave souls, we have gone a bit further to hunt down all the places one can see Courteney Cox nude, or at least close enough to make Chandler blush. So grab a cup of coffee, pretend that David Schwimmer looked like Courteney’s brother (as if), and jump into a New York fountain as we calculate

WHERE CAN I SEE COURTNEY COX NUDE?

Not surprisingly, Courteney’s most graphic nude scene happened in the years prior to becoming a superstar along with her, as they called them in Mexico, amigos. In 1991’s “Blue Desert,” there’s almost certainly some body double action, but in at least a few frames you can catch some boob action. Peek here, if that’s something you like doing.

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A close second though did come a few years after “Friends” hit the air, as in 1997’s “Commandments,” you can clearly see a boob. (Not two boobs, much to someone who thinks like Joey’s dismay). The film itself, like nearly all of her film work, is pretty lousy (she has an incredible track record of picking bad movies to be in), but the boob ain’t too shabby. Check it out here.

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Speaking of rotten movies she was in, “3000 Miles to Graceland” certainly ranks as a howler, despite a pretty fine cast. This most likely is a body double of her butt, but in its defense, it’s a dang nice butt to double.

I ENJOY COMEDIES ABOUT PEOPLE BEING FRIENDLY, BUT I ESPECIALLY LIKE NIP SLIP PHOTOS OF ACTRESSES FROM THEM WHO AREN’T JENNIFER ANISTON OR LISA KUDROW. ANY WAY YOU COULD FIND SUCH PHOTOS?

If that’s a very roundabout way of asking if there are any nip slip photos of Courteney out there, we are happy to let you know that there are such photos. Even better, we have this link to let you see one, as one of her so-called nips does indeed slip out of her bikini. Ain’t life grand?

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IS COURTNEY COX A COUGAR?

Although she did pull off a surprisingly successful second hit series (the only one of her NBC co-stars to really do so, although Matt LeBlanc is great in “Episodes” and Lisa Kudrow’s “The Comeback” has a cult following), in real life there’s no evidence that she’s a cougar despite starring in “Cougar Town.” So, young men, move along now – nothing to see here.

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IF YOU WERE HOOKING UP WITH COURTENEY COX, WOULD YOU BE SEX OBSESSED?

Well, if you were, it might not be the best idea. Her lengthy (by Hollywood standards) relationship with David Arquette ended, and perhaps it was because he was too into having sex with her. A few years back, they did a joint radio interview with Howard Stern in which she mentioned that he got turned on even while comforting her about her dying father.

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She told Stern “This is one of our problems in our relationship whenever I would need consoling from David he could not literally put his arm round me for one second without completely getting a boner! It was like ‘Oh I’m so sorry your dad’s dying. can we f**k? ‘That’s the truth!”‘

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Arquette said that “I’m always ready for [Courteney]. I know I’m more in touch with what she needs now…She takes one sort of thing and she clumps it [and says] that’s what happens all the time in our relationship. It’s not really true.”

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WOULD IT BE FUN TO DANCE IN THE DARK WITH COURTENEY COX?

We have no first hand evidence, but it of course reminds us of the first time many of us saw her on screen, as a very young (and very short-haired) Courteney is brought up on stage to dance with Bruce Springsteen for the “Dancing in the Dark” video, which at the time was truly massive. Relive it in all it’s 80’s glory:

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ARE YOU PROUD THAT WE DIDN’T MAKE ANY DOUBLE ENTENDRE JOKE ABOUT COURTENEY’S LAST NAME?

You should be. It was very tough not to. 

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