Man Breaks Leg While Having Sex With A Horse, Caught During Third “Date”

There isn’t any kind of clever introduction we could make to present this story. It’s about a guy who injures himself while having sex with a horse. Oh sure, we could have tried to make some clever tie to the latest Triple Crown winner or how you shouldn’t let fear get in the way of your dreams. No, this story about a guy who breaks his leg while having sex with a horse pretty much writes itself.

Sheriff’s deputies in Hidalgo County, Texas found Cirilo Castillo Jr. 45, lying in a horse stable with a broken leg. The owner knew Castillo’s identity because he had caught him trying to sneak into the stable so he could have sex with one of his horses. That’s right, this was the THIRD time he had been caught in the act with a horse. They say that the third time’s the charm but we’re sure that doesn’t apply to man on horse sex.

Investigators believe that the horse kicked Castillo causing him to fall and break his leg, even though he told police that he had been hit by a car and crawled to the stable for help. The owner quickly refuted that story when he recognized him as the man who tried to have sex with his horse at least two previous times. OK, we really need to stop writing about this. I can feel every journalism professor I’ve ever worked with just staring over me and shake their heads in shame.