Christmas Dinner Chicken Skin Teddy Bear of Horrors!

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Dec. 24, 2013

 

 

 

 

This Christmas instead of having the traditional holiday ham, open up your window, flip him a coin and tell the first little boy you see in the street to run to the market and buy the largest teddy bear made of chicken skin he can find! On second thought don’t yell at little boys about chicken skin bears, at least not on Christmas. However if you have a stomach like Russian artist Viktor Ivanov than you may be preparing your family a delicious Chicken Skin Teddy Bear!

 

 

 

 

Ivanov sewed together this holiday horror in an effort to scare the crap out of his dinner guests. (OK, he didn’t say that, but why else would he make this?) So if you ever wanted to know the feeling of cutting into a teddy bear’s flesh and wash it down with some egg nog while carolers sing outside and the fire is crackling… hen here is your inspiration. Only this skin bear has an actual stuffed teddy underneath. You will have to mold your own meat into a Teddy Bear or even a totally non horrifying Meat Baby:

 

 

 

 

For dessert you can serve human head cake!

 

 

 

 

Apparently Viktor likes working in chicken skin as he also creates this BDSM mask made of chicken skin, which is fun to sit around at home wearing while make taxidermy presents for your imaginary friends. Happy holidays!

 

 

 

 

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44 comments
Jason Faber
Jason Faber

For some reason… that's disgusting….

Steve Salazar
Steve Salazar

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again! "

Lisa Crampton
Lisa Crampton

that is so gross, and i love teddybears....and chicken lol

Raymond Ray
Raymond Ray

Sad part ether way it's made looks like a burn victim

Jordan Brede
Jordan Brede

I'll see you in my nightmares tonight, Meat Bear.

Deanna Diebler
Deanna Diebler

somebody was on acid when they did this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RiotSt4rt3r
RiotSt4rt3r User

Phil Haney seems like the type of guy who has been to a strip club on a holiday.

Leigh Lewis
Leigh Lewis

This is by FAR the most horrifying thing I've seen today...

Jesse Ochoa
Jesse Ochoa

Yamileth Gonzalez :( I didn't even click the link that looks sick

leakyseptic
leakyseptic User

Teddy Bear: the other other white meat.

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