We acted good all year because of tough love.
This is Blitzen getting his mack on the night before he has to help deliver toys.
IT'S THE GIFT WE ALWAYS WANTED!
This is the only proper way to celebrate.
Wait... that isn't what we got? The emotional pain is almost as bad as this physical pain!
What am I suppose to do with all these Christmas goodies I bought now that Christmas is ruined!?
This is what I think of you, Santa.
Christmas is stupid.
Or is it?