Christian Assault Rifles Called “The Crusader” Are Now Available In Florida

It seems like Christian beliefs and the idea of wanting to kill people at the drop of a hat, no matter how evil they are, is sort of going against each other, but that’s not stopping a Florida man from creating the perfect anti-Christian weapon called The Crusader. No, it’s not some sort of half man, half preacher made by Omni Consumer Products. It’s actually an assault rifle that is guaranteed to never be used by Islamic Terrorists? Why? Because they posted a bible verse on the side.

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It’s as if Islamic Terrorists are like vampires and just the pure site of this verse, like a cross, will send them running back to their coffins. Seems the logic here is to create a gun…with a Bible verse…just so the bad guys don’t use it. Which makes one wonder, isn’t it best to just not create the gun then in the first place if you’re afraid they’ll take your gun? Maybe we all just need a tall glass of Florida water to understand this one.

Spike’s Tactical shop in Florda had this to say about their new Jesus gun:

“Right now and as it has been for quite some time, one of the biggest threats in the world is and remains Islamic terrorism,” said Ben “Mookie” Thomas, spokesman for Spike’s Tactical, who is a former Navy Seal and former Blackwater security contractor. “We wanted to make sure we built a weapon that would never be able to be used by Muslim terrorists to kill innocent people or advance their radical agenda.”

Who knew there was such a growing issue of Islamic terrorism in Florida. I guess I have to get out more. But so do the creators of this gun because The Council on American-Islamic Relations in Florida issued a statement after this weapon was released to anyone who would love to buy a Crusader for the low cost of $1,395. I mean, how else are you going to protect your trailer?

“Americans have tragically witnessed over 250 mass killings in 2015 alone, which amounts to more than one per each day. Only one of those killings involved a self-proclaimed Muslim. Sadly, this manufacturer’s fancy new gun won’t do anything to stop the real threat in America: the escalating problem of gun violence. This is just another shameful marketing ploy intended to profit from the promotion of hatred, division, and violence.” – Council on American-Islamic Relations

Yeah, that’s a better point I think.

It’s really just a matter of time before Florida becomes the Escape from New York of America.