Why Are Chinese Farmers Reusing Sex Dolls As Scarecrows?

A sex doll can serve a lot of purposes. Ok, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement. It can definitely serve at least one purpose. Make that two now though, as an enterprising farmer in China figured out how to make one into a scarecrow.

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While some scarecrows sing about how if they only had a brain, this one-time plastic pleasure pleaser has been adorned with a yellow construction hat. It seems that both the doll and the hat belonged to a worker at a nearby site in Chengdu in Sichuan Province.

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The farmer who found the doll and hat seems to have discovered a sweet spot for warding off crows, and supposedly people as well. Not surprising, as it looks pretty darn creepy and any sexuality it may have emitted seems to have dissipated.

The farmer was growing rapeseed, the incredibly unfortunately named plant that is a close relative and is often used interchangeably in the US as canola oil.

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If this unlikely scarecrow takes off as a thing in other parts of the world, now may be a good time to invest in companies that make sex dolls or at least to start shorting companies that make old fashioned scarecrows.

Maybe this is what Dorothy meant when she said “I think I’ll miss you most of all” to the Scarecrow. Either way, we are definitely not in Kansas anymore.

Source: Mirror