Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Sends Booty Call Text, Gets Mega-Burned In Return

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Aug. 04, 2014

If you've ever been cheated on, this text will bring pure joy into your day. If you haven't, well you can imagine how great it must feel to have that moment when someone that wronged you comes crawling back, handing you a glorious once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to not only tell them off but to set you up to deliver the perfect burn.  This man got that opportunity, and he used it. Perfectly.

The re-named contact says it all.  We have no knowledge as to what happened to this man, who these people are or the circumstances that came to be, but it also doesn't really matter. All we can do is appreciate the moment. 

Well done, my friend. Well...done.

@Todd_Spence

source: Imgur

 

74 comments
armorguy
armorguy User

when a friend of mine was attending usma (west point) he received a dear john letter from his girl friend with pictures of her taken giving oral sex to another guy.  he sent the pictures to her mother

soultaker1264
soultaker1264

I do not have comedic timing.  I would have slammed her first, then send the witty text message.

saynt-J
saynt-J User

No time stamps, no carrier name, no clock, no bluetooth/alarm icons.

Fake, probably done on a simulator. 

M-a Bg
M-a Bg

What movie is that first GIF from

Eric Hall
Eric Hall

Agreed, it puts the whole thing right over the top!

Ana Estrada
Ana Estrada

How is that going to help me? He cheated on me lol

Andy Racko
Andy Racko

Corey Goad. The meme is the best part on the bottom

bjseeker69
bjseeker69 User

no, you are still here. we can see your face