This Monday is Labor Day, a day when we get a three day weekend to take time off from updating our Facebook statuses, planning our office football pools and taking bare butt selfies in the office copy room. While Labor Day is meant to celebrate and honor “the achievements of the American worker” I say it should really celebrate how much we all suck at our jobs.
Bet you’d like to make her go into labor. Like...because coitus...or..nevermind.
Most people are terrible at what they do. Think about it. We all like to complain about the government, the school system and the people we worth with, but no one wants to take the blame for themselves. Everyone is just as bad at their job as the next guy and I say it’s time we own up to it! There is plenty of evidence all around.
Could have made the print smaller, maybe.
While you’re making small talk with the people you tolerate, at the barbecue you couldn’t think of an excuse for getting out of going to; reflect on these achievements of workers everywhere!
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