Most Americans are pretty ignorant of Wales, a small country that is part of the United Kingdom. When we think of the Welsh people, we might as well be thinking of the people who make Welch’s grape jelly. However, the small country has brought us some legendary stars including Richard Burton, Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Terry Jones of Monty Python. As to female stars though, there is one who stands above the rest. The gorgeous Catherine Zeta-Jones captured American audiences from the first time they ever really saw her in a mainstream film, with her gorgeous face, killer body, unique accent and enough charm to burn through the screen. She’s had an interesting career, with several well documented highlights as well as some low moments that would normally be kept out of the public eye. While all of this serves as a fair introduction to this talented actress, it doesn’t really crack open the question that might well be on the mind of many of her fans around the world. Therefore, we shall be only too happy to get to the query that will appease those admirers of hers, which is:
WHERE CAN I SEE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES NUDE?
Like many actresses who later went on to bigger roles, Catherine Zeta-Jones did most of her nude scenes in her earlier works. Her first cinematic appearance was in 1990’s French film “Les 1001 Nuits,” and it does include her most revealing scenes to date. Although the film has never really been seen by most English speaking audiences, it is definitely worth tracking down for those looking to catch her gorgeous body. In this scene, she jumps out of a plane and the wind causes her clothes to fly up, revealing her spectacular breasts. She then lands and is caught by a lucky guy, and the lucky audience gets a nice view of her butt. Although the clip isn’t in English, the international language of her hot body needs no subtitles.
The next year, she was kind enough to bare those magnificent boobs for English audiences for the BBC’s “The Play On One.” This clip of her removing her top has no words, and perhaps that’s for a good reason. It might well leave you speechless.
For an even more obscure and difficult to find clip of the gorgeous Catherine flashing her breasts, you can check out this moment from the 1992 French TV series called “Coup de foudre.” Although there is no sound, and apparently the episode itself is not available in full anywhere, it is still well worth a peek.
I LOVE MONTY PYTHON AND I LOVE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES’ NAKED BODY. HOW CAN I COMBINE MY TWO LOVES?
Monty Python is of course the name of the seminal English comedy team, and Catherine has never appeared with the group as a whole. She did though have an amusing part in 1993’s “Splitting Heirs” opposite Eric Idle of Monty Python. In this scene, we see her getting out of a pool fully naked. Although it is shot so that we can’t see much, it is still a rather pleasant image.
WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO SEE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES IN BLACK UNDERWEAR SITTING ON TOP OF A DUDE AND COVERING HIM WITH WHIPPED CREAM?
Sounds like the stuff dreams are made of, and in fact, we can make this dream come true. This clip from 1995’s “Blue Juice” offers exactly what the Dr. ordered. The film, like many of her earlier films, is likely best forgotten, but this scene surely is not.
HOW GREAT IS IT TO SEE CATHERINE NAKED?
“Catherine the Great” was the name of a 1996 Made for TV film she starred in, and her portrayal of the Germanic Princess earned her some nice reviews. It also included this steamy sex scene.
WOULD IT BE NECESSARY TO WEAR A MASK TO GET TO SEE CATHERINE NAKED?
That’s a rather odd question, as if you did wear a mask, how much could you see? Then again, if you meant the kind of mask Antonio Banderas wore in “The Mask of Zorro,” you might be on to something. This hit movie from 1998 was what first made her a movie star in the United States, and it’s not hard to ascertain why. She’s gorgeous, funny and moves like a dancer. This very famous scene combines the swordplay with some sexy imagery, and has become the film’s signature moment. Although the nudity is very fast, a freeze frame reveals a quick glimpse of some of her majestic assets.
THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN CLIPS. I ACTUALLY WOULD PREFER TO SEE CATHERINE TOPLESS WITHOUT KNOWING THE CAMERA IS FILMING HER. IS THAT WEIRD?
Whether or not it’s weird, it is probably bordering on being against the law to take such pictures without her consent. Then again, it is a paparazzi world and we just live in it, and in 1992 a photographer was able to take pictures of her sunbathing topless on a yacht. At the time she wasn’t nearly as famous, so the pictures didn’t receive much attention for many years. Here’s a selection of some of the best.
IS CATHERINE ZETA-JONES ALLURING?
By nearly any definition of the word, that’s got to be an emphatic yes. In fact, her only real nude photo shoot was for the magazine Allure in 2010.
When it was time for the nude portion of the photo shoot, she told the magazine that “"That's when your dancing days and being in theater pay off. When you're doing a quick change, you don't give a shit who sees you."
WOW. THERE SURE ARE SOME HOT CLIPS OF CATHERINE ZETA-JONES OUT THERE. THANKS FOR SHARING THEM, AND I DON’T MEAN TO PUSH MY LUCK, BUT ANY CHANCE YOU CAN DIG UP ANYTHING WITH HER MESSING AROUND WITH ANOTHER HOT WOMAN?
We can and we will. 2013’s interesting film from Steven Soderbergh entitled “Side Effects” gave the world this steamy lesbian kiss between Catherine and the film’s lead, Rooney Mara.
CAN CATHERINE ZETA-JONES SING, DANCE AND BE SUPER SEXY AT THE SAME TIME?
Not only can she, but she won an Oscar, BAFTA Award and Screen Actors Guild Award for her wonderful portrayal of Velma Kelly in 2002’s “Chicago.” This clip of her performing “All That Jazz” opens the film and helps to set the movie's sexy vibe.
In 2010, she won a Tony for Best Leading Actress in a Musical for “A Little Night Music.” This clip from the Tony Award broadcast for that season shows her singing the show’s signature song, the haunting “Send in the Clowns.”
IS THERE A WAY I COULD SEE CATHERINE ZETA-JONES NUDE IN PERSON?
Believe it or not, there have been a decent number of people sitting in an audience who actually have been lucky enough to witness that. In the aforementioned “A Little Night Music,” she flashes a fellow actor on stage. According to a story from the New York Post “audience members on the left side of the orchestra the other day also got a spectacular view. One told us, “I couldn’t believe it. No wonder Michael Douglas looks so happy. The couple sitting next to me also saw it and poked each other.”
WHAT WAS ALL THAT CHATTER ABOUT MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND ORAL SEX?
One of the stranger celebrity comments of recent years can indeed be attributed to Michael Douglas, who has been married to Catherine since 2000. He famously used the line “I’d like to father your children” on her when they first met, and despite their large difference in age, it actually worked. He was diagnosed with Stage 4 throat cancer, and when asked by The Guardian if his notoriously wild lifestyle might have been the cause, he said “No. Because, without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus."
When the interviewer asked him if he heard him right, Douglas said "From cunnilingus. I mean, I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it." The interviewer then asked if it all evened out. "That's right," said Douglas. "It giveth and it taketh."
Not surprisingly, the story went (no pun intended) viral very quickly, causing countless articles and editorials as to whether what he was saying was actually true. Whether or not he was on to something, the comment may have set his marriage to Catherine on edge. Perhaps his not telling her of having HPV before they were together was a final straw in leading them to separate. Around the same time, she was also diagnosed with bipolar disorder, so clearly there were a lot of factors. As of summer 2014, they seem to have reconciled and his cancer seems to be in remission.
Douglas later clarified his comments. "I think we would all love to know where our cancer comes from. I simply, to a reporter, tried to give a little PSA announcement about HPV, a virus that can cause oral cancer, and is one of the few areas of cancer that can be controlled and there are vaccinations that kids can get. So that was my attempt."