Cate Blanchett: Cate the Great

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There are lots of pretty woman in the world (although not quite as many as we may prefer), but there’s almost no one else like our subject today. The winner of two Oscars, three SAG Awards, three Golden Globes and three BAFTA Awards is among the most acclaimed actresses of her generation, plus she is an eternal object of fan boy lust due to having played an elf Queen. Yep, even Gimli the Dwarf wasn’t immune to the lovely Cate Blanchett’s charms when she was Galadriel in “The Lord of the Rings,” but today we are going to search Middle Earth and back to find her wearing no rings. Or at least no clothes, or as little clothes as we can dig up.  So grab your pony, pack a few hobbit sidekicks and a sharp sword as we venture to find out

WHERE CAN I SEE CATE BLANCHETT NUDE?

The great Cate has done quite little nudity in her career, but one instance was in the role that first brought her international acclaim. 1998’s “Elizabeth” instantly shot her high up on the list of important actresses, and her work as the regal Queen is rightly acclaimed. This clip from the Oscar-nominated film shows her thrashing around in bed.

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Another key scene for those wanting to see Ms. Blanchett’s skin was in 2005’s “Big Fish.” This steamy shower room scene isn’t quite as explicit as one may have hoped, but it will have to do the trick for now.

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WHAT ABOUT HER STRIPPING DOWN OR IN HER UNDERWEAR? ANY CLIPS OF CATE BLANCHETT DOING THAT?

There are a few instances where she’s showed flashes of underwear, and perhaps now is a good time to mention that she’s no ordinary sex symbol. To say that she comes off “icy” in many of her roles is an understatement, so it’s hardly like anyone is comparing her to Kate Upton as a sexy symbol. She does though have a pretty amazing body, and in this clip from a 2015 Aussie Awards Show red carpet, she has some thoughts on underwear — and the fact that she’s not wearing any.

We have to also mention here her work opposite Brad Pitt in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.” Some buttons are being unbuttoned in a scene like this, and while not a true nude scene, seeing these two superstars go at it is interesting indeed.

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WHAT DOES CATE BLANCHETT THINK ABOUT VODKA, SEX AND SPEED DATING?

In a promotional tour for the recent “Cinderella” movie, Cate seemed to go to town in teasing a reporter. She told the reporter that doing a junket, which is back to back interviews for hours, is “like speed dating, only slower.” He then asked her what he should have brought for the interview, to which she cleverly responded “There’s a great potato vodka called Cow, I think. It comes from Devon. If you really loved me, you’d go to Devon and get me some. If you really want the sex to be good, you’d get the vodka.”

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HOW ABOUT SOME SEXY SHOTS OF CATE BLANCHETT FROM PHOTO SHOOTS?

Although she’s not exactly the first name that may spring to mind for the cover of Playboy, the striking and glamorous Aussie actress has done her fair share of photo layouts. This behind the scenes clip might not cause you to tear up your old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues, but it definitely contains some gorgeous shots. They tend to be classier than typical photo shoots as well, which is not surprising considering how often she has played upper class characters.

IS IT TRUE THAT CATE BLANCHETT HAS A PRETTY DAMN GREAT ASS?

That’s highly subjective, but you won’t get any argument from us. In this scene from 2001’s “The Shipping News,” said ass steals the scene. Although her co-star is Kevin Spacey, years away from becoming President Frank Underwood on “House of Cards,” all eyes are going to be on her butt. Perhaps her butt could be President some day, you might ask? Sadly, as her ass and the rest of her were not born Americans, they can’t become President. If you thought the 2nd Amendment was a flaw in the Constitution, it is not nearly as egregious as the “no Australian ass for President” clause.

DOES CATE BLANCHETT HAVE AN INAPPROPRIATE CRUSH?

As far as we know, she only has eyes for her husband. However, and she’s likely kidding, she does have a few thoughts here about having an inappropriate crush.