This Underwear Can Prevent A Lady's Camel Toe, Ruining Comedy Everywhere

As a male, I will never know the hardships of having a camel toe, but it's no secret that it's problematic — an epidemic even. The female full frontal wedgie has been the butt of many jokes and I'm surprised that there haven't been many underwear companies that have tackled the issue. Enter designer Maggie Han. She has created a product that has revolutionized camel toe prevention.

Han says that she has her fair share of camel toe insecurities. One day, she went to see her Godmother give a speech in New England and to her horror, she saw that she had a severe case of full-blown camel toe while she was delivering her speech. It was at that moment she thought enough is enough. Something needs to be done about this serious situation. Being a designer from Seamless Thread, she went into her lab and came out with a new product appropriately called, “Camel No.” It's line of underwear made from polyester, spandex and — the secret ingredient — medical-grade silicon that defuses any camel toe situation in the womanly crease.

Just for a quick recap, this is what you will look like WITHOUT the Camel No underwear. Big grin optional.

Thanks to Han, women can now go about their every day lives worry-free without feeling self-conscious about camel toe. I wonder if she has a solution for regular wedgies.

@DinoRay