Burmese Beauty Queen Banned For Refusing Breast Implants

May Myat Noe, the Burmese winner of the Miss Asia Pacific World 2014 beauty pageant, was stripped of her crown when she refused to get breast implants. And you thought Donald Trump holding a beauty pageant was gross.

That Smile Is Going To Turn Into A Scream

The South Korean officials of Miss Asia Pacific World 2014 don’t understand why the former “Miss Myanmar” is giving them such a hard time. After all, they were going to pay for the breast augmentation surgery which they feel would help her facilitate a singing career. This makes sense, since we all know that larger breast help strengthen a woman’s vocal chords, right?

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Here is Miss Myanmar, May Myat Noe in the Bikini Competition

“We thought she should be more beautiful … so as soon as she arrived we sent her to the hospital to operate on her breasts,” said David Kim, media director for the pageant. “She lied and never had respect for the main organization, the national director, the manager, media or fans who made her the winner”

Never had respect for the organization? Maybe because the organization is f’ing horrifying. Is this the same organization that kidnapped people for a torture ring in those Hostel movies? Now they also put on Asian beauty pageants? Because that’s the only thing that makes sense here! Especially given the fact that the spokesman doesn’t even seem to understand how creepily insane he sounds.

While talking to the media about what a tough time the winner was giving them, can you imagine if the organizers of the Miss America pageant got on CNN and openly said, “Yeah, Miss America was a real bitch because she wouldn’t get breast enhancement surgery when we told her to.”  

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Kim and pageant organizers also accused the 18-year old of stealing a $200,000 bejeweled Swarovski tiara and not giving it back when she was told that she was no longer holding the “Miss Asia Pacific World” title. However, she says she will return the crown when she gets an apology from pageant organizers for insulting her and her country. Personally I think she is lucky she got away from these people before they got her under the knife.

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All better!

These guys are almost as disturbing as the people who put on those Jonbenet Ramsey-style beauty pageants for children. Can you imagine the horror that must be happening behind the scenes at Miss Asia World headquarters?

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At Least She Didn’t Win The Miss Asia World Pageant

Who is to blame here? Should have she gotten the surgery or ran like hell?

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