British Government Censors List Of Sex Acts In Porn

The British government apparently has more important things to do than worry about the threat of ISIS or unemployment and have moved on to more fun stuff like deciding what sex acts they should ban from pornography production in their country. A lot of the new rules were already enacted covering what types of pornography could be sold in adult video stores in Britain. So basically the only people the ban was good for was your British Grandpa Alfred and Fred Willard when he’s in town. (I love Fred Willard, hope someone got him an iPad).

Not sure if this is legal or not in the UK anymore.

Now, a new amendment to the sticky censorship law includes what can be depicted in online pornography. Some of our British readers might want to take the ball gag out of their mouth, put their whips down and read this list which includes:

  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
  • Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
  • Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Facesitting
  • Fisting

That is crazy! You can’t have face sitting? Does this mean that UFC fights are alsobanned?

You can’t fim this anymore in Britain?

The law is aimed at sex acts featured in BDSM videos and was championed by the British Board Of Film Censors who I picture sitting in a castle smoking long cigarettes, sipping tea and grumbling as they watching dirty, filthy porn like something out of a demented Monty Python sketch.

They also said that female ejaculation is a life threatening act. Damn, we really need to find the stuff that they’ve been watching. The law only effects porn created in the UK and British citizens can get their smut from elsewhere. An anti-censorship group said that “It's a set of weird and arbitrary censorship rules."

Google "British BDSM" on your work computer; I did and look what I found!

While this may seem like a step backward for freedom of speech in the UK, don’t be sad perverts, there may be an upside to the restrictions on what you can do with a lady’s backside. Strict censorship of pornography has worked really well for countries like Japan, where strict laws have led to the development of tentacle porn. What sort of weird British version of Hentai might we see come out of stricter censorship.   

Source: The Independent

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