Listening to Snoop Dogg’s Gin & Juice raises more questions than it answers. Here are some of the questions I’d have asked Snoop about Gin & Juice if I’d gotten the chance.
With so much drama in the L-B-C
It’s kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G
But I – somehow, some way
Keep coming up with funky ass shit like every single day.
Have you ever considered moving? Los Angeles is right up the road. The rents are a little more expensive, but you’ll probably have a much easier time coming up with funky stuff. Every single day.
May I, kick a little something for the G’s? (yeah)
And make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze through
2 in the morning and the party’s still jumping
Cause my momma ain’t home
Ohhhh…. That answers the previous question. I jumped the gun. I mean, I jumped the gat. I mean… jumped the chopper. Whatever! I’m sorry I was impatient!
I got bitches in the living room getting it on
And they ain’t leaving til 6 in the mornin’
They’re staying until 6?!?! You aren’t paying them by the hour were you? Because if they’re staying all night, you should really just try and get a day rate.
So what you wanna do? Sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
Wouldn’t it have been easier to have just one person bring the pocket full of rubbers and pass them out as they were needed? I’m just saying… this sounds like you’re just going to have a massive surplus of rubbers.
So turn off the lights and close the doors
Is the party over already, or is turning off lights and closing doors a popular thing to do at a party in Long Beach? Long Beach doesn’t sound very fun.
Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice
Laid back… (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
Does being impaired by drugs and alcohol make it more difficult for you to carefully consider your financial concerns?
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Now that I got me some Seagram’s gin
Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in
Now this type of shit happens all the time
This happens all the time? Why don’t you get new friends? These seem kind of greedy.
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As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin’ to this bitch named Sadie (Sadie?)
She used to be the homeboy’s lady (Oh, that bitch)
80 degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these N-U-T’s, cause you gets none of these, at ease
Wait, so you went out and started flirting with your friend’s ex, but now you’re bragging about brushing her off? You, sir, are nothing but a tease.
Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton
To serve me; not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut I’m raising up off the cot
You sleep on a cot? And girls sleep with you… on a cot?
Don’t get upset, girl, that’s just how it goes
I don’t love you hoes, I’m out the door!
IT’S YOUR HOUSE! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!?!?!
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