Boyfriend Gets Breakup Payback, Destroys Ex-Girlfriend's Prized Vibrator

Finding someone you not only want to spend the rest of your life with is tough, but the real hurdle is being able to have the power within you to have sex rather than masturbate is the real testament to a relationship. Rich Moore got the answer he wasn't looking for when his girlfriend was doing the deed with a piece of cheap plastic more than him, which is what led to Rich destroying the chosen one...aka her vibrator.

Rich's lady, Sarah Mills, loved her vibrator.

Rich confessed to police that he and Sarah had broken up earlier in the month, which obviously left a real sore spot for the 33-year-old man. Rich says that even after their quick break-up, Sarah moved another guy into her apartment so when Rich needed to swing by her place to pick up a few things, he spotted the vibrator and really decided to teach Sarah a lesson. Are vibrators ruining more relationships then we realize? If so, Sarah's new dude better get an operation to turn his dong into a vibrating piece of cheap plastic for their relationship's sake.

C'mon, Rich--it's just a dumb breakup, what the hell is your problem? Rich and his lady Sarah had actually been together for seven years and have a two-year-old daughter together so this wasn't just some quick relationship. And Rich was ready for some payback.

Rich told the police "I’ve gone to get my stuff and I came across the glasses and smashed them. Then I found the dildo and I just ripped it up. It was one of those bullet ones. She loved the dildo more than me, that’s why I got the hump with it. I bought it, it cost me $36.”

The Charles Bronson of smashing dildos.

So was Rich arrested for the act? Oh you betcha, but eventually posted bail and is looking forward to going to court over the smashed vibrator. Rich even planned on making a tshirt to show how ridiculous it all is. “I wanted to go to court with a T-shirt saying Save The Dildos but I decided it was probably best not to.”

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