Body Painting: The Only True Art Form

blawsome by blawsome on Mar. 06, 2015

I’M READY TO GET REALLY INTO BODY PAINTING VIDEOS, CAN YOU HELP ME?

Body painting, in case you’re not already familiar with the concept, is when someone (ideally an attractive someone) applies paint directly to their body, either in the hopes of achieving the optical illusion of clothing or for some other reason entirely. And if you’re hoping to see some videos and photos of body painting, here’s some good news: You are in exactly the right place. The extensive Break media archives are home to many a body painting picture and/or video – like, for example, this one:

 

Lot of things to like/comment upon here, so I’m not sure exactly where to start. Not only is this beautiful woman wearing nothing (?) but body paint, but that body paint is configured to make her look like Wonder Woman. If there’s only one thing I wish now, it’s that Lynda Carter is reading this. It’s not too late, Lynda!

But maybe you’re looking for something a little less murky in the legal department. And since Warner Bros. can’t buy a copyright for a tiger, this next body painting video is just what you’re looking for. It’s part of a project to “Save China’s Tigers,” and includes body painting work by Craig Tracy, but what we’re concerned about here is the fact that it has ladies wearing paint. Check it out:

 

Doesn’t it make you feel good to watch women wearing paint for a good cause, rather than just for fun? And I’m sure all the Chinese tigers out there appreciate the gesture as well. Chinese tigers: They’re good or whatever.

HAS ANYONE FAMOUS EVER GONE UNDER THE BODY PAINTER’S SPRAY BRUSH?

Every once in a while, an intersection between art and artist happens that almost too perfect for words, and after you find out about it it’s hard to imagine anyone else doing whatever it is even half as well. That will probably be the case with you once you see the video below, which features none other than America’s Favorite Supermodel Kate Upton wearing nothing but paint. The only real issue here is that the video is only a minute long, but hey, life’s not fair. Take a look at it below:

Another thing that jumps out at me about that video is that it appears to be all women who’ve been hired to spray body paint over Kate Upton’s perfect (and naked) body. That means they’re probably looking for male employees too, right? One second, I need to update my resume.

CAN I SEE ANOTHER VIDEO OF MODELS IN BODY PAINTED LINGERIE?

The possibilities of Kate Upton in a literally painted-on bikini have a way of boggling the imagination. Luckily Kate Upton isn’t the only lingerie model to try the body painting treatment, as evidenced by this next video.

Interestingly, some of the models featured in the above video are exclusively body paint models, in case you were worried about their bodies being bound by the tyranny of actual clothing.

HOW ABOUT SOME GOOD BODY PAINTING PHOTOS?

Videos are great and all, but sometimes you just want something you can stare at for hours until it becomes weird and you have to stop. For you, I have a pretty great array of body painted models that will make you rethink the whole concept of clothing. Is it necessary? Might paint be a good alternative? Before you start answering these questions definitely, I’d remind you that not everyone would look as good in body paint as these women. But anyway, let’s get on with it:

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You know what just occurred to me? An entire women’s soccer league with uniforms made out of body paint. I wonder what made me think of that.

ARE ALL BODY PAINTING MODELS WOMEN?

Body painting is one of those things, at least within the extensive Break archives, that’s weighted heavily toward female participants, for obvious reasons. But body painting can be a good couple’s activity too, particularly if both halves of the couple are OK with appearing publicly in body paint. Like these two evidently were:

That video is just seven seconds long, but I feel like I really know the couple in it after having watched it. I don’t think I’ll take the friendship any farther from here.

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD BODY PAINTING VIDEO TO END THIS EXPLORATION OF BODY PAINTING?

I think so. This one might require a little bit of imagination on your part, though, in order to get the most enjoyment out of it – I think you’ll probably know what I mean when you see it, but the key is to imagine where this could go after the cameras are off. Here it is:

Ah, they seem close, don’t they?