Blake Lively May Have Just Given Her New Baby the Dumbest Name Ever

For some reason, celebrities love to give their offspring very unique names. The only place you’ll find names like Moxie Crimefighter or Pilot Inspektor is in baby naming books that either contain a horrific number of typos or were edited by people who are test subjects for psychotic drugs. 

If your Mom gave you a name like “Wallpaper,” you’d probably wish you were still in there too. 

“Gossip Girl” and “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” star Blake Lively may have come up with the most insane name yet for a baby since a lazy pair of parents just decided to literally name their newborn “Baby.” According to People Magazine, Lively gave birth to a beautiful little bundle of joy a little over a week ago and surprised her friend and “Traveling Pants” co-star Amber Tamblyn with the big news. Tamblyn told People, “She was texting me about Wallpaper. She was like, ‘You gotta come see my new Wallpaper’ and I went up there and there was her baby.” 

You’ll notice that the word “Wallpaper” was capitalized in the story. Unless we did worse in first grade Language Arts than we originally thought, the capitalization of “Wallpaper” implies that’s the baby’s name. We sincerely hope that Lively did not name her baby “Wallpaper.” She would have been better off naming her baby after the drug that inspired such a crazy name. LSD would be a HUGE step up for a name from Wallpaper. 

Source: Defamer