Science Finally Gives Mankind A Definitive Average Penis Size

Mankind has devoted a lifetime of scientific endeavor to answering all sorts of questions; “How did life begin?”, “Can death be prevented?”, “Is there a higher power watching over us?” All of those questions pale in comparison to one that has plagued humans since the dawn of time.

“Do I have a tiny tool?”

A group of scientists conducted the first definitive study of male genitalia size and published their findings in (I swear this is the name of the journal) BJU International. The study looked at the dongs of 15,000 men from around the world and concluded that the average size for an erect penis is 4.6 inches in circumference and 5.16 inches in length. Flaccid wangs measured 3.7 inches around and 3.6 inches long when not in “launch mode.”

One of the researchers connected to the study based in Great Britain said they hoped this would “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range.” They also came up with a graph they could give to doctors for patients who suffer from “small penis anxiety” or a psychological condition known as body dysmorphic disorder.

The study also found that race did not have a factor in the size of a guy’s meat log and no correlation between feet size and junk size. However, we’re sure they found a link in symptoms of depression and guys who decided to make wang measuring a core part of their career.

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source: The Guardian