You Can Bet On The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest (If You're A Degenerate)

MichaelKolander by MichaelKolander on Jul. 04, 2014

The Forth of July is a great holiday. The only downside is that traditionally, it hasn't involved a lot of gambling. Well, thanks to the Internet, you can now wager on the most American event of all: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

God bless America. But more importantly, God bless Caribbean and European sportsbooks.

The contest is held at Coney Island, in Brooklyn, and begins at 11:30 a.m. (EST). The men's competition doesn't actually kick off until 12:40 p.m. (EST), but why on earth would any red-blooded American skip an opportunity to watch women force feeding themselves hot dogs? But for the purposes of gambling, we're sticking to the men, mainly because I'm lazy.

Among the male participants, there are five ways to play.

Over/Under (-120)

If you don't want to get into specifics about the participants, this is a great bet to make. Do you think the winner will eat more than 68.5 hot dogs? If so, bet the Over. If not, bet the Under. Your odds are the same either way, so a winning $20 bet pays off $16.67.

Joey Chestnut (-1200)

Aside from J. Edgar Hoover, Joey Chestnut is the most patriotic American to every force a bunch of wieners down his throat.

From 2001 to 2006, the contest was dominated by Takeru Kobayashi, a competitive eater from Japan. I shouldn't have to explain to you why a Japanese guy dominating an American hot dog eating contest is a god damn travesty. Luckily, that's all in the past thanks to Joey Chestnut. In 2007, he crushed Kobayashi, eating a record breaking 66 dogs. Since then, he's never lost the contest, which is why you won't get rich betting on him. A $20 bet on Chestnut will only win you $1.67.

Matt Stonie (+900)

Matt Stonie is a 22-year-old San Jose native, and the youngest member of the Major League Eating organization, which is apparently a real thing. But his age hasn't stopped him. Earlier this year he ate 24 gyros in ten minutes. That's a world record. That's also f*cking disgusting. But despite the hype, Stonie is still a long shot, and a $20 bet on him will $180.

The Field (+700)

Apparently, the bookies don't have a lot of respect for the rest of the contestants. Either that, or it's just pretty damn hard to handicap a hot dog eating contest.

At any rate, rather than setting odds on the rest of the participants individually, they've all been lumped into "the field." So if anyone besides Chestnut and Stonie win, "the field" wins. And a $20 on these guys will win you $140.

Good luck betting, and God bless America.

25 comments
grandiloquent
grandiloquent User

they are scared of letting Takeru Kobayashi compete... He would easily win.

Roman Juvan
Roman Juvan

I hope Matt "Megatoad" Stonie kicks his ass!

Ilovewhitepeople
Ilovewhitepeople User

I almost puked looking at the pics, this isn't a sport..

Break.com
Break.com

I bet on the contest myself.

Jared Zimmermann
Jared Zimmermann

I don't know why all the others even try. It should just be Joey vs Kobi and I guess the matt guy ever year. The 3rd place guy was like like 12 behind? XD

Obiwayne66
Obiwayne66 User

Because only in america would fat people enter all you can eat contests. Wow, this is really something to be proud of.

Brad Speweik
Brad Speweik

Still not as many as Crawford has taken down

Mark Clement
Mark Clement

Now now stop shoving long objects down your throat

Ryan Wyatt
Ryan Wyatt

Why add "(if you're a degenerate)" like dont shit on what people enjoy damn

Knightlight
Knightlight User

I thought I was putting on weight. I just look at these pictures and I feel regular again. :)

Sprutbajs
Sprutbajs User

There's a reason he is nr1 in the world.

mustangman6799
mustangman6799 User

@KCjoker @Obiwayne66 It's not strange.  Being fat is typically caused by ingesting too many calories for the amount of exercise a person does.  Competitive eaters don't constantly eat 60 hot dogs when they eat, they "train".  They'll eat massive amounts of food to enlarge their stomachs and often, will vomit it back up.  When they're not training, they eat normal portions.  Additionally, fat doesn't expand like muscle does, so a fat person has a more difficult time consuming the vast portions that a skinny person is able to consume.  Even if you weighed 500 pounds and ate all the time, you'd probably have a pretty difficult time downing 20 hot dogs, let alone 40, 50, 60 or more.