Bad News: Science Proves Size Does Matter

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Apr. 10, 2013

An auto mechanic once told me, "long and thin get farther in but short and thick do the trick." Well, he's wrong. (Also, that's a true story).

A new study shows that women like a big penis.

Well, sorta. It depends a lot on body type. The study states that it really depends on a man's body type. A taller man with an ample wang is more attractive than a short man with a jumbo Jimmy. So, if you're short and small, then congrats! However, if you resemble a tripod, that isn't a good thing.

"It's what's on the inside that counts, little guy. At least that's what my mom says..."

The study also revealed that women like tall men that are muscular with broad shoulders and a large penis. So basically, money was spent on a study that could have been done by asking random women on the street and getting the same answers.

"Which one do you want to have bang you?"

The study suggests that the desire for long dongs might stem from evolution, where, in a time before clothes, cave ladies were all about cave men with thundering tubesteaks.

"The size of his dong is the opposite of the amount he beats me."

But don't get down, men. Size is only one thing a woman looks for in a man. If you have a nice smile, a great personality, and are loving and kind, then you will find a woman for you.

Have money, too. That helps. Lots of money.

- Mark (twitter)

59 comments
Jake-Carson-290
Jake-Carson-290 User

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p00pC4Ut3
p00pC4Ut3 User

I've been with a girl that was 6'4 and she was screaming the whole time, a month later, fucked her half sister (5'5ish) and she barely flinched at my wiggle stick... i think it depends more on the chick more than the dick

p00pC4Ut3
p00pC4Ut3

I've been with a girl that was 6'4 and she was screaming the whole time, a month later, fucked her half sister (5'5ish) and she barely flinched at my wiggle stick... i think it depends more on the chick more than the dick

niceboy_al
niceboy_al

Actually yes, if the big penis is too big, it will hurt her. And I have known a girl who tried to have sex with guys with bigger penises but it was too painful for the small size of her vagina. So, she can only accommodate up to 6 inches. I mean, if it's too big, it's too big. Just like if it's too small, it's too small. But at least the small doesn't hurt.

Feelsbadforyou
Feelsbadforyou User

Who cares what the container wants, you take what we give you.

Feelsbadforyou
Feelsbadforyou

Who cares what the container wants, you take what we give you.

YuJingLi
YuJingLi User

Not about size of egg roll. About how many time she bite before bleed.

Barry-Clair-757
Barry-Clair-757

Not about size of egg roll. About how many time she bite before bleed.

wecanseeyou
wecanseeyou User

But don't get down, men. Size is only one thing a woman looks for in a man. If you have a nice smile, a great personality, and are loving and kind, then you will find a woman for a friend.

wecanseeyou
wecanseeyou

But don't get down, men. Size is only one thing a woman looks for in a man. If you have a nice smile, a great personality, and are loving and kind, then you will find a woman for a friend.

niceboy_al
niceboy_al User

Size matters. But that doesn't simply mean that bigger is better. It depends on the girl. Some girls prefer average size, some girls prefer large. Most of the girls I knew preferred average size (Around 5-6 inches), because the larger size hurt them. I knew a girl who wouldn't have sex with anyone larger than 6 inches and she said that was the perfect size for her. Other girls are big enough down there to accommodate larger sizes so they may prefer that.

niceboy_al
niceboy_al

Size matters. But that doesn't simply mean that bigger is better. It depends on the girl. Some girls prefer average size, some girls prefer large. Most of the girls I knew preferred average size (Around 5-6 inches), because the larger size hurt them. I knew a girl who wouldn't have sex with anyone larger than 6 inches and she said that was the perfect size for her. Other girls are big enough down there to accommodate larger sizes so they may prefer that.

ZeroOrDie
ZeroOrDie User

Idk. I'm only 5'6 and I'm well endowed. Every time I have sex with a girl they become obsessed with me and try to be with me every single day after that. It really is size but as long as the chicks shorter than you she'd prefer if you had a big one for that gut wallet of hers.

ZeroOrDie
ZeroOrDie

Idk. I'm only 5'6 and I'm well endowed. Every time I have sex with a girl they become obsessed with me and try to be with me every single day after that. It really is size but as long as the chicks shorter than you she'd prefer if you had a big one for that gut wallet of hers.

rbkroe
rbkroe User

f you c sucker!

johnfromyork
johnfromyork User

what about the size of the hole its going in might be a too big

johnfromyork
johnfromyork

what about the size of the hole its going in might be a too big

onasphere
onasphere User

I show the money, and I get the pu$$y. There's never a discussion about size.

onasphere
onasphere

I show the money, and I get the pu$$y. There's never a discussion about size.

Az-Fec-584
Az-Fec-584 User

"Size matters" .. say the loose whores. Wheres the study on the obvious of guys like tight pu$$y ?

Az-Fec-584
Az-Fec-584

"Size matters" .. say the loose whores. Wheres the study on the obvious of guys like tight pu$$y ?

Hoofster
Hoofster User

I do. And she does.

youngrob650
youngrob650 User

5'11 160 LB's 8 inches when fully erect. i say im good

youngrob650
youngrob650

5'11 160 LB's 8 inches when fully erect. i say im good

Kevin-Lordahl-981
Kevin-Lordahl-981

hey niceboy so you think that a girl will look at a big penis and say no your to big,you have got to be kidding me

7ate9
7ate9 User

This usually happens with ugly women and self-esteem issues.

7ate9
7ate9

This usually happens with ugly women and self-esteem issues.

onasphere
onasphere User

I've had tight and loose girlfriends. It was NEVER a factor in deciding whether to keep or ditch them.

onasphere
onasphere

I've had tight and loose girlfriends. It was NEVER a factor in deciding whether to keep or ditch them.

StDavid
StDavid User

I say your full of shit

justdnk
justdnk User

3"11, 13 inches, fully erect, hides in the couch with wang out, did not know what hit them.

Hoofster
Hoofster User

Agreed, but your catastrophic lack of confidence and borderline homosexuality will get you shot down long before the bedroom

StDavid
StDavid

I say your full of shit

justdnk
justdnk

3"11, 13 inches, fully erect, hides in the couch with wang out, did not know what hit them.

Hoofster
Hoofster

Agreed, but your catastrophic lack of confidence and borderline homosexuality will get you shot down long before the bedroom

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts moderator User

It's right here and it doesn't matter your size.

niceboy_al
niceboy_al User

Actually yes, if the big penis is too big, it will hurt her. And I have known a girl who tried to have sex with guys with bigger penises but it was too painful for the small size of her vagina. So, she can only accommodate up to 6 inches. I mean, if it's too big, it's too big. Just like if it's too small, it's too small. But at least the small doesn't hurt.

Garnkelflax
Garnkelflax User

Says the author. Stick to what brings in the ad dollars. Competition is brutal.