Bachelor Party Glues Their Pubes To Groom’s Face, Duct Tape Him To Wheelchair

Normally when I think of a bachelor party, I think of the groom as the man of honor who is taken out for “one last night” of fun by his buddies who buy him a lap dance at a strip club and get him drunk. However the guys in a wedding party in the UK must have gotten a totally different definition of a stag party as evidenced by the pubic hair beard they glued to their bachelor’s face in the photos and video below:

 

 Mark Longley of Surrey, UK had an interesting bachelor party this weekend. “Celebrating” Longley’s upcoming wedding, his “friends” glued a beard made of their own pubic hair to his face. They then duct taped the poor bastard to a wheelchair and took him all over town as they and strangers drew dicks and obscenities all over his shirtless body. Damn, what happened to going to Vegas and murdering a prostitute like a normal bachelor party? I mean; I don’t know is this the kind of prank they do in Britain for bachelor/ stag parties!? I couldn’t find evidence of this anywhere, but UK readers, please fill us in!

 

As he rode around covered in pubes and penises, Longley also had to hold his one true friend for the night; an old cabbage. If he dropped the cabbage he got punished. Maybe his bros just really hate his fiancé?

 

To top it off, just to make sure Longley was humiliated enough they wheeled him into a local nursing home screaming “Excuse me everyone! The Amazing Pube Beard Man!” The “best” part is when they leave him the middle of the room of bewildered elderly people and say “have fun mate!”

His Best Man who orchestrated all of these shenanigans said in a post;

“Last year my good friend Mark Longley asked me to be his best man. I was honored and thought it was very nice of him…but also very silly because he’s now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends pubes glued to his face. He’s also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the weekend. If he drops it or puts it down he’s going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker. Want to say a special thank you to everyone that donated their pubes. It’s for a great cause.”

What is the craziest thing you have ever seen or done at a bachelor party?

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Source: Some Cards