Why Did Arnold Schwarzenegger Post This Weird Urinal Pic On Instagram?

When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to be writing about Arnold Schwarzenegger at a urinal pissing with some kids. It’s funny where life takes you.

Without context, this old picture might seem a little creepy. But keep in mind, at least one of those kids is his son Patrick, and Arnold posted the pic to his own Instagram account as a way to wish his boy a happy 21st birthday. So with context, it’s… still creepy, but only in a “urine is gross so why are you showing us this?” sort of way.

“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”

I’m not sure why Schwarzenegger chose this pic. I assume it’s meant to embarrass his son, and not because that particular trip to the bathroom was a cherished family memory. I’m also not sure who took the picture. I like to imagine it was Carl Weathers, or maybe Danny DeVito, but I know that’s unlikely. Whatever the case may be, I’m glad my father isn’t famous.

I’m not sure what more I can add to this story, other than to say it’s a shame it turned out to be Arnie’s son as opposed to some random kids, because I could have made a whole slew of Predator jokes. (H/T Barstool)