Because It's Been A Few Days, Here's Another Politician Caught W/ Open Porn Tabs

Folks, this is a Chromebook:

It’s a dirt-cheap online-only notebook you can start up and shut down quickly. It can be used for anything online. Say you’re a politician who uses Facebook and Twitter to interact with your constituents regularly. A Chromebook is perfect! To use as your dedicated porn machine, so you don’t end up accidentally screencapping open porn tabs!

Rhode Island state representative Ramon Perez had to learn this lesson the hard way—well, actually, there’s no evidence he learned anything and the entire story suggests he’s too dumb to—when he passed around a printout of the Wikipedia entry for the Puerto Rico Automobile Accident Compensation Administration at a committee meeting.

Visible above the page: several open tabs for porn of both the teen AND MILF variety. Hey, a good politician should be at the service of a wide range of interests…and vice versa.

Jose’s owning the story. By blaming whoever sent it to him in a Facebook post so ungrammatical that simply typing it out prompted an autocorrect message that actually said “maybe you should give painting a shot.”

Here, the democratically elected American politician in his own words:

Tell me people what you see wrong in this picture ? I was send this picture with information I need it for one of my bill ,I didn’t notice what was wrong with it, until I got a few calls about it. My fault for no noticing the That picture I had receive ,had something bad on it, and use it by mistake

(The rep’s Facebook page has since been taken down, which is by far the most offensive element of this story: depriving us all of a chance to read the comments on this mea culpa.)

This story comes (no pun intended) on the heels (still no pun intended) of Kurt Eichenwald’s unwitting broadcast of his crippling hentai obsession via Twitter just last week.  Guys, learn the lesson here. Keep work and porn separate. (Unless you work in porn, in which case I have no idea what the protocol for open tabs in screencaps is. Probably avoid rival studios.)