Anna Kendrick: Sexy, Funny, Cooler Than You

blawsome by blawsome on Jun. 14, 2015

 

IS ANNA KENDRICK SEXY?

I have a feeling that if you’re asking this question you already on some level know whether Anna Kendrick is sexy or not. But I get it – her public persona is often heavily weighted towards the “cute and funny” end of the spectrum, rather than “sexy.” But maybe we’re approaching this thing from the wrong angle – maybe cute and funny and sexy aren’t really all that different to begin with, which is definitely the case with Anna Kendrick if not in general. I mean, just take a look at this next picture, a potent blend of all three of those ingredients if ever there was one:

anna kendrick topless

Clearly, Anna Kendrick is the total package. Even in just a simple still photograph like the above, she exudes humor and personality as well as sexiness, which is something that even professional models don’t often come close to capturing as well.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF ANNA KENDRICK THAT DEMONSTRATE THIS UNIQUE TALENT?

A better challenge would be to try to find pictures or video of Anna Kendrick that DON’T demonstrate her ability to be sexy and funny at the same time, but for purposes of entertainment value I can see why that would be a bad idea.

First up we have a couple videos from Anna Kendrick’s turn on Spike’s celebrity game show Lip Sync Battle. I should warn you that this next one starts off with a John Krasinski rendition of “Proud Mary” by Tina Turner, so if you’re only here to see videos of Anna Kendrick being sexy than you’ll want to skip a couple minutes into this one. Enjoy:

Actually, Anna Kendrick’s other Lip Sync Battle also has her battling against Jim Krasinski, although thankfully it doesn’t have the latter stripping down to a Tina Turner style miniskirt. I hope you can handle the chronological fracturing going on here, just know that it’s coming from a real place and that I had some real Tarantino-esque reasons for doing it this way. OK, here’s the next video:

I guess now I can admit that I purposely saved that one for last because of the Emily Blunt connection. Which I think can give me a reasonable idea about what your next question is going to be:

ARE THERE ANY VIDEOS OUT THERE OF ANNA KENDRICK AND EMILY BLUNT MAKING OUT?

Unfortunately, no. If they do exist, they are for now still in the realm of private property. Maybe one day, though.

Speaking of untapped potential, how about a Super Bowl commercial starring a nude Anna Kendrick for Newcastle Brown Ale? This unmade commercial was the premise for a 2014 non-advertisement advertisement starring Kendrick, and in characteristic fashion it’s funny as hell. It also ends on her repeatedly and angrily shouting “suck it,” so if that sort of thing gets your rocks off I guess we can file this under “sexy” as well. Check it out, and imagine the Super Bowl commercial that could have been:

Meanwhile, if your rocks need something even more specific in order to get off, a sketch Anna Kendrick appeared in for NBC’s Red Nose Day might be more to your liking. Actually, having watched the sketch already, I’m pretty sure I deserve to get cracked in the face with a bullwhip for opening this paragraph in such a way, but what can I do? I welcome my fate. Here’s Anna Kendrick as a shockingly (or maybe it’s not so shocking) sexy Indiana Jones:

DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD PHOTOS OF ANNA KENDRICK SHOWING HER IN A PARTICULARLY SEXY FASHION FOR US TO GO OUT ON?

As a matter of fact, there are a few photos of Anna Kendrick out there that fly in the face of her usual slightly elfin funny girl screen image. I mean, just look at her here:


 

 

Nothing at all funny about that, is there? Here’s another pic of Anna Kendrick that actually makes me regret the entire tone I’ve struck with this blog post – not quite enough for a rewrite, though:

Anna Kendrick Sexy

For our grand finale, instead of going with some dumb supercut or something, I bring you another fetching photo of an unambiguously sexy Anna Kendrick when she was just a 20-year-old actress in the Twilight movies:

Anna Kendrick Sexy

She’s come a long way, hasn’t she? And she’s got plenty of sexy hijinks left in her, so keep both your eyes out.