There’s A New Human Barbie In Town, Only This One Is 100% Real

Break is no stranger to reporting about the human Barbie epidemic coming out of Europe. We call it an epidemic because it’s kind of getting out of hand and really should stop, but before it does meet this particular human Barbie that not only is one of the more passable human Barbie’s, but also without any physical modifications or so she says. I mean, would this face lie??

Of course any real defects here are apparently mental ones because Kenova admittedly allows her parents pick out her clothes not only when shopping but also what she will wear every morning, even though she’s an adult at 26-years-old. Working as a model in Moscow, Russia, this human Barbie who still lives with her parents is given a diet and exercise program by her mom and dad but the worst part is she’s absolutely okay with it, as told by The Daily Mail.

‘Growing up, my parents raised me like a princess and never let me go out, date boys or have the usual adult experiences,’ Angelica says. ‘As a result, I am not fit for real life – I’m like a living doll.’ 

Kenova’s biggest objective however isn’t to be controlled by her parents or to simply look like a Barbie doll. Her objective is to one day pose for Playboy because she thinks Playboy models are beautiful. Playboy has always been looked at as the bearer of the most beautiful women in the world, whether it’s really true or not. Seems doubtful that she would ever appear in Playboy anyway despite future offers since her parents won’t even allow her to date someone without their approval.
‘Since I was a child, my parents styled me as a Barbie so I’m glad that I’m equated to one – Barbie is the idol of girls around the world.’
Good luck with all of…that.
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