Nothing like a Presidential sex scandal to perk up the ears and possibly other bodily parts of a public hungry for salacious gossip. We can rattle off many names that have become famous (or infamous) as a result of a possible Executive Branch fling, but none more notoriously than of course Monica Lewinsky. Although it may not have garnered nearly the press attention in the US, both because it was long after he had left office and because it wasn't quite as juicy, but in 2009, Former President Clinton supposedly received a “private dance” for $1000 from the sexy Andrea Rincon while on a visit to Argentina. Why is it very possible you’ve never heard of this sordid tale? Well, it’s complicated. Among other things, there are conflicting stories as to what if anything happened. Another is that the tale of Andrea Rincon is complicated by the fact that there are three different very sexy and reasonably well known woman named Andrea Rincon in South America, and the press has done a remarkable job of confusing the three. We will do our best to navigate through these sexy and spicy waters to get to what’s real, what’s fake, what’s hard to believe and what’s too steamy to ignore. Among other pertinent questions we will be asking are:
WHERE CAN I SEE ANDREA RINCON FROM COLOMBIA NUDE?
The more famous of the three Andrea Rincons, at least in the world of nude modeling, is a Colombian porn star also known as Selena Spice. This completely unauthorized Spice Girl is not only easy to see naked, but has several choice quotes that attributed to her that are well worth pondering.
“Many people say that I have the best booty on the net... I wouldn't disagree with that :-)” Considering that there are several other booties on the net, in fact at last count there were approximately 1.6840245 billion of them vying for horny dude’s attention, that’s a heck of a statement.
“The truth is I love being a sex symbol and without a doubt being in front of the camera makes me feel sexy. I love showing off my body especially two of my best assets. TOTALLY TOPLESS!” Hmm, two of her best assets? Totally topless? Is she referring to her sexy nostrils or perhaps adorable earlobes? The smart money would vote it is the boobies that are what are being discussed. And rightly so, as they are a fine pair at that.
As to what she likes in a man? “ I love guys with passion, I love passionate kissing.. Yum!” Her main language is of course Spanish, so it’s likely there’s something lost in translation. What’s Spanish for Yum?
Turn offs for our Colombian hottie include “guys who are full of themselves, disrespectful, and lazy.” So dudes, if you’re going to be disrespectful, try not be lazy and full of yourself while doing so and therefore you won’t be all three of her turn offs. Here is some very explicit footage of her in a lesbian scene. Warning: not only is it not safe for work, it’s potent enough that it might make your computer’s hard drive sizzle.
WHERE CAN I SEE ANDREA RINCON FROM ARGENTINA NUDE?
One of the “other” Andrea Rincons, who is the one who was involved (possibly) with Monica Lewinsky’s one-time boss and guy who soaked her blue dress with Arkansas semen, is from Argentina and first came to attention for her role on Argentina’s version of “Big Brother.” She will likely forever be known for this memorable quote, and no matter how rusty your Spanish is, the gist is unmistakable. “Clinton me ofreció dinero por sexo."
If you want to see this Andrea nude, this link from Playboy Argentina offers some juicy photos.
WAIT, I’M CONFUSED. I THOUGHT THE COLOMBIAN ANDREA RINCON WAS THE ONE WHO POSED FOR PLAYBOY?
Don’t be too confused, as the other Colombian one did as well, but for Playboy Mexico. This Andrea Rincon is a DJ, but like both of the others, is super hot and not afraid to get naked with cameras rolling. Here’s some fun pictures from that shoot.
She also told the magazine that “"In a relationship, 80 percent is based on good sex. In bed women have the power."
As to her musical tastes, she added that “In Colombia there is Salsa to make love. It is very soft and has cute lyrics.” Cute lyrics? Really? Like Hello Kitty cute or big boobied Colombian hottie cute?
OK, NOW I’M EVEN MORE CONFUSED. I THOUGHT THAT BOTH OF THE COLOMBIAN ANDREA RINCONS ARE KNOWN AS SELENA SPICE. WHAT GIVES?
Hold on tight, as you are actually on to what may be the biggest element of confusion in this whole tale. Both the porn star and the DJ do indeed sometimes use the name Selena Spice, and there is even some debate if they are the same person. It doesn’t seem that they are, but there is conflicting information. We really can’t give you a proper answer with any real authority as to how to solve this sexy quagmire, but honestly, with three (or is it two?) different woman this sexy, don' allow yourself to be puzzled. Aren’t any or all of them plenty fiery enough to make you happy to peek?
SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT ANDREA RINCON AKA SELENA SPICE IS A REAL SPICE GIRL? IS SHE THE ONE MARRIED TO DAVID BECKHAM?
We understand your confusion with all the possible Andreas, but we can assure you of one thing. None of our South American would-be candidates were in the Brit Pop phenomenon that brought the world cheesy slogans (“Girl Power!”), bad movies (“Spiceworld: The Movie” ), and a self-entitled ninny (“Posh Spice” later known as Victoria Beckham) who ended up marrying one of the world’s most famous athletes. Ask yourself this though: would you rather look at any of today’s South American sexpots, or any of those largely talentless dingbats who collectively lowered the world’s IQ at least a dozen points?
SO WHAT EXACTLY DID HAPPEN WITH BILL CLINTON IN ARGENTINA WITH ANDREA RINCON?
Sometimes stories of this nature are left to the gossip rags, but no less than The Washington Post picked the story up, lending it credibility to some degree. As per The Post “Clinton and his entourage later had a "noche de soltero" (boys' night out) at a well-known cabaret called Crocodilo, where a certain Andrea Rincón, a "morocha" (brunette) who was "pulposa" (well-endowed) and a former participant in the popular TV reality show "Big Brother," did a private "baile hot" for him.”
The article continued by saying “A Clinton spokesman in New York, however, said yesterday that her story "is completely false. They were at the hotel playing cards with the former and current presidents" and "a small group of staff and friends." They were playing "Oh, Hell," he said.”
They were playing “Oh, Hell”? Do you think Hilary would have given Bill “Hell” if the story were true?
SO, HOW HAS ALL THIS CONFUSION EFECTED THE COLOMBIAN DJ WHO ISN’T THE COLOMBIAN PORN STAR?
You think you’re confused – just try to imagine being caught in the middle. The DJ said that "The big problem is that in Mexico, Colombia and the United States when they talk about me, they put the photo of the Andrea Rincon from Argentina. Especially in Mexico, when it happened about dancing for Bill Clinton, they placed my picture.”
She continued "It has generated several conflicts. Especially [with the Clinton story], that was a shock for me. I wondered how to prove that it was not me. Some programs in Mexico and Colombia managed to give me a space to refute and clarify that it was not me.”
So, what does that all mean? The reality is that they all are more famous then before and all are easier to find naked then before. Not too bad, all and all, unless you’re Bill or Hilary Clinton. Or one of their political supporters. Or their kid. Then again, they have both weathered enough storms that it’s hard to imagine this having any real effect on them long term.
OK, ONE FINAL QUESTION. WOULDN’T IT BE HOT TO SEE ONE OF THE ANDREAS GETTING DOWN WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THEM?
It would indeed be quite hot, and it’s easy to imagine that such a sight might cause half of the world’s internet to crash all at once from overuse. Sadly, no such footage has been captured as of yet, but where there’s a will (and enough money on the table), who can say whether or not it will ever come to pass. In the meantime, here’s some pretty steamy lesbian sex featuring the Colombian porn star with another (non-Andrea) woman.