Amber Rose Will Be Topless At The Coachella Guns ‘N Roses Reunion

If you’re not saavy to who Amber Rose is, she’s the once teen stripper turned Queen of the Internet just by having a go f*ck yourself attitude to the world. But mainly it is her Heaven shattering sexy looks and successful business saavy ways (she’s written a book, started a makeup line and on top of that, is actually charistmatic and dare I say funny?) that put her on the map.

But besides that, she wants you to know that she’s SO excited about the Guns ‘N Roses reunion, she won’t be able to keep her clothes on.

via Twitter

God bless her. Sure, Guns ‘N Roses reuniting is big news, but let’s be honest, this is the info that we really needed to stop and appreciate.

Example:

Okay, maybe I’m biased. First of all, you’ll never find me at a massive music festival. Second, you’ll never find me at a massive music festival in the f*cking desert. Third, you’ll never find me at a massive music festival in the f*cking dessert to see Axl Rose perform. Fourth, you’ll never find me at a massive music festival in the f*cking desert to see Axl Rose perform at $200 a ticket!

Sure, he’ll be there with Slash but you can see Slash really any time of the year. The guy performs live all of the damn time with one of his numerous bands that I couldn’t name even if you paid me. And unless Axl has undergone some sort of miracle physical fitness routine, you’re not going to get the concert you’re really hoping for. Unless you were hoping to see a concert something to the akin of your aging uncle trying to show you his high school wrestling moves only to bow out after five minutes from being winded.

Let’s be honest, what would you rather look at: Amber Rose topless or Axl Rose?

Let’s hope Axl doesn’t plan on crowd surfing.

Great, Amber Rose is going to be topless. Hasn’t she been topless before in a magazine or something? Barely. Sure, she’s posed for magazines with maybe a hand bra going on, but that doesn’t count folks. Not by a long shot. And certainly not in front of a crowd. Frankly, now I’m jealous of anyone going to see the Guns ‘N Roses concert.

So if you were iffy about attending Coachella this year, I figured I’d just let you know that if you DO go, you’re going to be experiencing a once in a lifetime opportunity. And you’ll be able to see Guns ‘n Roses as well I guess. If anything, you could just stare at Amber Rose and listen to Guns ‘n Roses while they huff their way through November Rain.

@Todd_Spence