CAN I SEE AMANDA SEYFRIED NUDE IN THIS SPACE?
Fortunately for her legions of fans, Amanda Seyfried has appeared nude in front of a camera not once, not twice, but virtually too many times to count (too many times for me to count, anyway, I’m not a nerd!). And to answer your question more precisely, yes, you can see Amanda Seyfried as naked as the day she was born (uh, sorry, that’s a creepy phrase) in this very blog post – I’ll go ahead and dispense with the rest of the usual formalities (waivers, non-disclosure agreements, tours of the grounds, etc), and show you the first photo of Amanda Seyfried nude, a little blurry but still hopefully worthwhile (and most likely SFW):
HOW ABOUT SOME VIDEOS OF AMANDA SEYFRIED MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?
Nudity is great and everything, but it’s not the be-all end-all of sexy videos, particularly where Amanda Seyfried is concerned. That’s because for whatever reason, there’s been a pattern in her film career of making out with other women – at least if two movies counts as a pattern, that is. The first one is from the movie Chloe, which has Seyfried making out with the older (but still sexy) Julianne Moore. Here’s a tease:
Thankfully for you, me, and the culture at large, Amanda Seyfried made another movie with a scene of her making out with her hot costar. This time, that hot costar is Megan Fox, who may or may not be more your type than Julianne Moore (no judgments). I’m talking about Jennifer’s Body, a movie I never saw but from what I’ve heard I have seen what’s likely to be the best and most important part, which I am now going to provide for you below. Here it is:
See what I mean about nudity not always being necessary?
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE HOT PHOTOS OF AMANDA SEYFRIED?
Now that you’ve discovered the potential for photos not necessarily depicting Amanda Seyfried nude, the possibilities are practically limitless. As the above two movie clips prove, this is one actress who isn’t afraid to get sexy in front of the camera, be it a film camera or a photographic more. Here’s an example of the latter that will almost make you forget all about wanting to see Amanda Seyfried nude. Almost. Here it is:
Looking pretty great, as always, right? Here’s another more candid shot, with Amanda Seyfried showing even less skin than in the above photo, but the viewing angle (and her choice of wearing really tight pants) renders that basically irrelevant:
In a similar vein is this next photo, which shows Amanda Seyfried striking an almost identical pose but in a completely different outfit:
As you can see, sexy photos of Amanda Seyfried are not in any way in short supply. Speaking of short supply, here’s a really good photo of her wearing shorts (sorry about that one, it kind of happened by accident). Take a look below, and try not to waste too much time gazing into her eyes:
Next we have another great shot from one of her appearances in Esquire magazine, which comes as close to featuring Amanda Seyfried nude as is humanly possible without actually showing her nude – she’s wearing some kind of see-through deal, and it makes a good argument for the value of transparency:
And while we’re on a hot streak, here’s another photo from the same magazine, with Seyfried in a different but equally sexy outfit. Take a look:
DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO IN WHICH AMANDA SEYFRIED COULD BE NUDE?
I do, actually. As you’ll soon see in the photo below, there’s no real way to know whether or not Amanda Seyfried had any clothes at all on when it was taken. We certainly don’t see any evidence of clothing, which means we’re free to imagine her as naked as we choose – and that, I think we’ll all agree, is pretty naked. Here is Amanda Seyfried (probably) nude:
And if you feel like stretching your imagination a little bit more (don’t worry, it’s good for you), you play the same trick on yourself with the photo below, only you might need to use your hand to cover up the lowest portion of the picture:
Conversely, by including the above photo immediately after the one before it, it’s possible I ruined the illusion that she was truly naked in the first photo. If that’s the case, I sincerely apologize.
And before we jump onto the next step in this journey to see Amanda Seyfried nude, I’m going to give you one more photo. She’s not naked in it, but it’s still inarguably worthwhile anyway. If you disagree, well, actually, I have no way to complete that thought. Here’s the photo:
IS IT TRUE THAT AMANDA SEYFRIED PLAYED FAMOUS PORN ACTRESS LINDA LOVELACE IN A MOVIE?
Given that you’re here to get more information on how to see Amanda Seyfried nude, it’s certainly pertinent whether Amanda Seyfried ever played the great Linda Lovelace in a biopic about her life. And I’m happy to say – the answer is yes! The star of Deep Throat, to this day the porno movie that most successfully penetrated mainstream culture, was the subject of the 2013 film Lovelace, in which she is played by none other than Amanda Seyfried. And in even better news, Seyfried does nude scenes in the movie (it would be hard to play a porn star without doing nudity, but not impossible – Jessica Alba played a stripper in Sin City without ever getting naked, after all). For quick reference, here’s a shot of the real Linda Lovelace, in case it’s been a while since you’ve watched Deep Throat:
There might not be too much of a natural resemblance, but you know how those Hollywood magicians are. And in case that’s not enough to convince you to check out Amanda Seyfried nude in Lovelace, here’s a shot from her performance in the film:
Here’s another, more festive shot from the same sequence:
Still not convinced that Lovelace is worth watching for Amanda Seyfried nude? Well, I’m not a film critic, and I haven’t even seen the damn movie anyway, but I have seen the photo below of Seyfried in character as Linda Lovelace and showing some leg, and that’s enough for me to update my “to-watch” list. Here it is:
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD PHOTO OF AMANDA SEYFRIED, PERHAPS WITH SOME SEXY COSTARS, TO CLOSE OUT THIS BLOG POST WITH?
I think I do. One of Amanda Seyfried’s breakthrough roles was in the movie Mean Girls, alongside fellow Break blog post subjects Lacey Chabert and Rachel McAdams. Here’s a good photo of her from around the time of the movie:
Then, a few years later, she reunited with her two costars for the photo you see below, which I think is as good a way as any to close out this blog post – after all, they all three are still looking good, so why not? Enjoy:
WILL AMANDA SEYFRIED DO ANY MORE NUDE SCENES IN THE FUTURE?
As Amanda Seyfried has amply demonstrated throughout her career up to this point, she’s definitely not afraid to get naked, make out with another woman, or play a porn star for the sake of art. So the odds of her continuing to do nude scenes seem high, barring some kind of Lovelacian religious conversion. And even if that happens and Amanda Seyfried becomes some kind of a born-again Christian or something, we’ll still have plenty of photos, videos, and movies featuring Amanda Seyfried nude to sustain us, and remind us of all the good times we all had together. In other words – don’t lose any sleep over it.