Abby Elliott: Three Generations of Funny

CAN I SEE ABBY ELLIOTT NAKED?

In one of the great genetic misdirections of all time, Abby Elliott, son of legendary alternative comedian Chris Elliott, turned out to be incredibly hot. So it’s only to be expected that lots of people out there would want to see her naked. And as with most things in life, seeing Abby Elliott nude or nearly nude is possible if you just put your mind to it. Here’s a good example that also happens to be safe for work:

Abby Elliott

As it happens, you’ll have to be content with pictures like the above as far as Abby Elliott is concerned, since she hasn’t taken off her clothes for the camera as of yet. She has been seen in her underwear, though, in a movie from 2011 called No Strings Attached, which if my memory isn’t failing me was one of two identically-themed romantic comedies to come out that year. Here’s a taste:

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As you can see, that’s Abby Elliott with Ashton Kutcher – if you think it’s worth it to watch No Strings Attached to see a scene like the above, it’s pretty readily available and you shouldn’t have too much of a hard time finding it.

WAS ABBY ELLIOTT ONE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE FAPPENING?

OK, so when earlier I said “she hasn’t taken off her clothes for the camera as of yet,” I was being just a little bit disingenuous, because actually she has – just not a camera that was supposed to be taking pictures for public consumption. Instead, Abby Elliott was one of the seemingly-infinite number of young women (mostly actresses) that were targeted by the hackers responsible for what has become known as The Fappening. Elliott wasn’t one of the more high-profile victims of the attack, so it’s possible you missed her when skimming the disturbingly long list of names, but she’s there.

CAN I SEE ANY OF HER LEAKED PHOTOS HERE?

No. And you should feel guilty for asking! But the pictures are out there if you have the moxie to search for them.

HOW ABOUT SOME MORE SEXY PICTURES OF ABBY ELLIOTT?

Now that’s more like it. Even though she hasn’t appeared nude in a public fashion, Elliott has had her share of sexy photos taken that you can look at with an absolutely clear conscience (unless you’re her cousin or something). Like this shot of her in a bathtub, which demonstrates how a picture can be sexy without being all that revealing:

Abby Elliott

The bathtub, the bottle, the green hair, the whatever that is in her mouth … I think the best word for a picture like that is “inviting.” Here’s another picture that proves that being revealing is also pretty sexy, too (in case you forgot):

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And here’s another one from the same publication, which looks almost as inviting as the bathtub picture:

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ARE THERE ANY SEXY ABBY ELLIOTT VIDEOS OUT THERE?

Absolutely. One good one I found is a behind-the-scenes video of Elliott during one of her typically sexy photo shoots, but this one includes clips from her SNL days and more, so it’s all in all a great video to watch if you’re a fan (or are interested in becoming one). You can take a look at the video below, enjoy:

If your tastes run a little weirder than Abby Elliott, underwear, and cake, you might be interested in a College Humor video she made back in 2011. There’s nothing actually sexy about the content, but it’s called Balls! and it shows a lot of guys getting hit in the crotch, so I feel compelled to share it here. Take a look, and don’t be ashamed:

ARE THERE ANY MORE PIECES OF SEXY ABBY ELLIOTT CONTENT OUT THERE THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

As a performer, Abby Elliott has demonstrated that she’s more interested in being funny than being sexy, so our options in this arena are (as you might have already guessed) a bit limited. But the good news is that she’s still young and with the bulk of her career ahead of her, so there are plenty of opportunities out there for additional sexy content to become available. Until then, you’ll just have to keep your fingers crossed, and remember that there’s always hope.