A Swiss McDonald’s Played Porn On TV’s In Their Restaurant

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Switzerland? Neither do the Swiss, because everyone is watching the porn film on the TV monitors in the McDonalds.

Apparently, they also have a “Playland” for adults. 

A McDonald’s in Zuchwil, Switzerland treated dine-in customers to a little hardcore porno by broadcasting it “at full volume” on the TVs on display in the restaurant. This brings new meaning to the term “McGangBang.” That’s the move where you slip a hot McChicken Sandwich between the buns of a Big Mac and go to town on it. Niiiiice.

Now that is pornagraphic. Look at that slutty cheese.

The brief scene that aired in the restaurant featured a naked woman received, um, pleasure from a man. The scene came from a sports network that also airs sexy movies in Europe because apparently in Europe, their networks can actually broadcast stuff that guys actually want to see on TV. Is anyone from the Spike network reading this? 

One of the customers in the store captured the strange moment on their cell phone camera and gave the images to a local news outlet  so we could all enjoy the awkwardness.

Would you like fries with that?

This guy was enjoying the McMuffin.

It looks like the kids weren’t the only ones getting a “Happy Meal” in the McDonalds that day. Although this had to be horrifying for anybody there with their parents. Everybody remembers the first time they accidentally had to watch an awkward nude scene in a movie with their parents like Christie Brinkley’s strip scene in “National Lampoon’s Vacation” or the human condom scene in “The Naked Gun." Now replace the movies in those memories with hardcore pornography or on second thought, don’t. It might cause a brain hemorrhage. 

Source: Death And Taxes