Rupert Murdoch Is Getting Married So Buy Him A Gift

Congratulations to everyone’s favorite media mogul/melting wax sculpture Rupert Murdoch.  Murdoch announced he and his girlfriend Jerry Hall are getting married, isn’t that great?  Hopefully a middle aged baby is in their future.

If you’re in the market to get a gift for the happy couple but aren’t sure what sort of gift is appropriate for a multi-millionaire, worry not!  They’re registered at Rupe’s favorite old guy store Walgreens with plenty of options available for you.