The Internet is a crazy place. If you can think of any weird collection of people or controversial opinion, there is surely an online community or Tumblr page dedicated to that thing. With that in mind, it’s no surprise that doctors have a place on the Internet where they can share x-rays of weird things they had to surgically remove from people’s butts.
The site, called radiopaedia is primarily for doctors and medical professionals, but that’s not why you’re here. You’re here to see all the crazy stuff doctors pulled out of people’s butts. Without further ado …
Though I’ve never read my iPhone’s ownership agreement, sticking one up your butt probably isn’t covered by your phone’s warranty. On the plus side, it’ll be hard to break these traditionally fragile phones if your entire body acts as a shock absorbing case. On the down side, it’s hard to play Angry Birds when the touchscreen is lodged deep in your intestines.
If your beer is a little too cold, shoving the bottle up your butt is one way to warm it up. Alternatively, you could just leave it sitting next to a fireplace or on a table in a room that is standard temperature, or in the sun. I guess what I’m saying is that there are better ways to warm up your beer than sticking it up your butt. Also, who wants warm beer?
Bonus points, it looks like this person used a coat hanger to try to remove the beer from their intestine which, there’s no better way to say it, had to have sucked really, really bad.
A Jar of Peanut Butter
I can only assume this person stuck this jar of peanut butter up their butt because their roommates constantly steal their peanut butter and they wanted to make sure that never happened again. Mission accomplished.
I keep my spare key hidden under a rock outside my three story townhouse. This person keeps their spare key up their butt. If there was a competition for people that don’t want to get locked out of their homes, this person would win the gold medal.
If you don’t have a holster, but you really want to use your concealed carry permit, boy do I have the perfect gun-hiding place for you. (It’s your waistband. Sticking a gun up your butt is insane.)