5 Commercials Banned From The Big Game For Being Too Awesome

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 02, 2013

Each year, numerous companies pay millions to air their spots, their yearly hopes and dreams that those 30-60 seconds can supply a year's worth of revenue. And sometimes, those spots get rejected for reasons like "indecency." We believe that it's really because they are too awesome. Here are five spots that prove it.

Bud Light - Apology Bot

This commercial was deemed too racy by the lame police. To us, it's simply a story of a man that knows he wronged his lovely girlfriend and wants to make things right. What's wrong with redemption, FCC?

 

PETA - Veggie Love

Nothing against vegetarians, but they are stupid. Seriously, why did God create delicious animals if we weren't suppose to eat them? But I digress. This ad was rejected because it was super hot and would give everyone erections and having erections around your buddies makes things awkward.

 

Ashley Madison

This ad was rejected because it's probably not good to have affairs. Why is divorce not an option for this woman? Because that dude is rich and suddenly she wouldn't have money? Is it because he is a secret Russian spy and divorce would equal deflection from the Mother Land's beliefs? Too many unanswered questions. It's like the "LOST" of pro-marital affairs commercials. No thanks.

Bud Light - Cut The Cheese

Oh, so we're too good for fart jokes now? Shame on us. Shame on America.

 

The Best Doritos Ad Ever Created

This ad was created for Doritos' 2012 commercial contest and is the best thing ever created in all the years Doritos has been doing it. While everyone on the internet loved it, Doritos actually rejected it because Doritos is stupid.

Are there any rejected commercials you especially like? Let us know in the comments! And watch all our favorites and the new big game commercials here!

 

27 comments
slaterx
slaterx

Ill be in the back, I gotta pinch a loaf

pfisti
pfisti User

not loading..... again.....

pfisti
pfisti

not loading..... again.....

Wilfrid-Kumar-909
Wilfrid-Kumar-909

just before I looked at the check ov $4891, I didnt believe that...my... brothers friend could actually bringing in money in their spare time at their computer.. there friends cousin had bean doing this 4 less than sixteen months and resently cleard the loans on their appartment and got themselves a Nissan GT-R:. we looked here, ℬing30.ℂoℳ

amncarter77
amncarter77

doesnt work on the old break like several other videos cmon get your sh*t together

amncarter77
amncarter77 User

doesnt work on the old break like several other videos cmon get your sh*t together

TinaHiggs22
TinaHiggs22

If you think Jacqueline`s story is neat,, last pay cheque father in-law brought home $4671 putting in a fifteen hour week from their apartment and the're friend's sister`s neighbour has been doing this for six months and errned more than $4671 in there spare time on line. the guide here, Great60.comCHECK IT OUT

frenchgeissler
frenchgeissler

uptil I looked at the draft of $7751, I have faith that...my... brothers friend woz like truly making money in there spare time on-line.. there friend brother has been doing this for under seventeen months and by now cleard the loans on their house and bourt a great new Renault 4. I went here, buzz80. Çℴℳ

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1

Cut the Cheese was by far the best one!!!

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1 User

Cut the Cheese was by far the best one!!!

eracer69
eracer69

Banned cause they all suck.

Nickwad
Nickwad

Really? A commercial before seeing a commercial?

ScaryMary
ScaryMary

Cut The Cheese should be in it! I vote for Cut The Cheese!

skeletron
skeletron

search "banned Skittles commercial" on youtube! best isht ever!

kingjay
kingjay

they need to let the air biscuits out of the oven.

kingjay
kingjay User

they need to let the air biscuits out of the oven.

ceprn
ceprn

Yup, those all suck.

ceprn
ceprn User

Yup, those all suck.

smoke1383
smoke1383

both bud light commercials were awesome

smoke1383
smoke1383 User

both bud light commercials were awesome

Geepa53
Geepa53 UserTop Commenter

Cut the cheese.