Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-wee Herman, turns 62 today. That's right, Pee-wee is two years past 60. Sweet mother of God, I'm old. And if you clicked on this, you probably are too.
However, if you clicked on this and have no idea who Paul Reubens is, don't worry. Your time will come. Just because you've never heard of Pee-wee's Playhouse or Pee-wee's Big Adventure doesn't mean you're immune from the ravages of time. Someday soon, you'll wake up and read that the dorky guy from Blue's Clues is dead, and you'll realize time has slipped away and you've squandered your life.
On that happy note, let's celebrate Paul Reubens' birthday with 31 classic Pee-wee Herman gifs. Enjoy, while you still can. And yes, we threw in Pee-wee's famous crack PSA for good measure.
Bonus: Pee-Wee Herman's Crack PSA.