30 Hilarious Photoshops Of The Cubs' Awful New Mascot

ButtHurt by ButtHurt on Jan. 15, 2014

Earlier today, we posted a video (above) about Clark, the Chicago Cubs' new mascot. It seems disgruntled fans aren't too happy with the design (although White Sox fans think it's hilariously appropriate).

As if not winning a World Series since 1908 wasn't insulting enough, now the Cubs' faithful have to put up with a pantless "furry" who dresses like Poochie the Rockin' Dog.

Luckily for fans, DeadSpin managed to channel the outrage into a photoshop contest, and it didn't take long for the Internet to explode with vulgar, juvenile drawings of poor Clark. Here are 30 of the best examples. If nothing else, perhaps they will convince the Cubs' marketing team to give the bear some pants, and maybe turn his baseball cap around. Warning, some of these are NSFW.

 

 

2 comments
TommyJJD
TommyJJD User

okay the Oswald assassination one was brilliant.

damndandamn
damndandamn User

damn i would definitely eat the breakfast cereal this guy is advertising