- Todd Spence (twitter)
Jesus had no idea Hello Kitty was in the teleportation machine too.
Unfortunately there wasn't enough room for an equally crappy Danny Kaye.
Concept Art when Elf was written as a horror movie.
"Don't look at it in the dead eyes, whatever you do."
Satan seems to be the aggressor here.
At least they got the hat right.
"This will be hilarious years from now, trust me!"
This guy may, or may not be Jewish.
"I can do faces real good all of time, trust me."
Santa, the Lucha Libre...who also works for a charity....or something like that.
Clearly the coolest guy in town.
"No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one. No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one."
Charles Darwin or Accidental Santa Claus tattoo.
Zombie Santa or mentally handicapped with the flu Santa.
Poor Burl Ives.
"Don't forget to add the egg beaters!"
"For that price, I can only do a face-lift Burt Reynolds in a Santa hat."
Okay, this tattoo is actually pretty damn awesome. Good job.