20 Terrible Christmas Tattoos That’ll Make You Jolly

– Todd Spence (twitter)

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Jesus had no idea Hello Kitty was in the teleportation machine too.

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Husband material.

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Unfortunately there wasn’t enough room for an equally crappy Danny Kaye.

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Concept Art when Elf was written as a horror movie.

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“Don’t look at it in the dead eyes, whatever you do.

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Wife material.

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Satan seems to be the aggressor here.

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At least they got the hat right.

 

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“This will be hilarious years from now, trust me!”

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This guy may, or may not be Jewish.

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“I can do faces real good all of time, trust me.”

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Santa, the Lucha Libre…who also works for a charity….or something like that.

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Clearly the coolest guy in town.

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“No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one.  No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one.”

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Charles Darwin or Accidental Santa Claus tattoo.

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Zombie Santa or mentally handicapped with the flu Santa.

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Poor Burl Ives.

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“Don’t forget to add the egg beaters!”

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“For that price, I can only do a face-lift Burt Reynolds in a Santa hat.”

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Okay, this tattoo is actually pretty damn awesome.  Good job.