20 Terrible Christmas Tattoos That'll Make You Jolly

Todd-Spence by Todd-Spence on Dec. 20, 2013

- Todd Spence (twitter)

1.

 

Jesus had no idea Hello Kitty was in the teleportation machine too.

2.

 

 

Husband material.

3.

 

 

Unfortunately there wasn't enough room for an equally crappy Danny Kaye.

4.

 

 

Concept Art when Elf was written as a horror movie.

5.

 

 

"Don't look at it in the dead eyes, whatever you do."

6.

 

 

Wife material.

7.

 

 

Satan seems to be the aggressor here.

8.

 

 

At least they got the hat right.

 

9.

 

 

"This will be hilarious years from now, trust me!"

10.

 

 

This guy may, or may not be Jewish.

11.

 

 

"I can do faces real good all of time, trust me."

12.

 

 

Santa, the Lucha Libre...who also works for a charity....or something like that.

13.

 

 

Clearly the coolest guy in town.

14.

 

 

"No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one.  No, not THAT Christmas Carol, the OTHER one."

15.

 

 

Charles Darwin or Accidental Santa Claus tattoo.

16.

 

 

Zombie Santa or mentally handicapped with the flu Santa.

17.

 

 

Poor Burl Ives.

18.

 

 

"Don't forget to add the egg beaters!"

19.

 

 

"For that price, I can only do a face-lift Burt Reynolds in a Santa hat."

20.

 

 

Okay, this tattoo is actually pretty damn awesome.  Good job.

14 comments
summerfever
summerfever User

#10 is really creepy - he's got three legs

blindsight
blindsight User

#19 is obviously Billy Bob from Bad Santa.  "Screw you, Willy... I ain't shit right in a week!"

Will Yates
Will Yates

Whitney Slate there's a few tattoos in here I think you would enjoy.

Mr_Tideman
Mr_Tideman User

These tattoos make me jolly--that they're on somebody besides me.  Good lord.

8Zeitgeist
8Zeitgeist User

#8 - "Heeeerrreee's GRISWOLD!"

Joe Roberts
Joe Roberts

holy shit that "Elf" one is creepy, he looks like Two Face

Jeff-Denowh
Jeff-Denowh User

#19 Billy Bob, Burt or Dexter... take your pick

wikkidd
wikkidd User

Are you guys saying you think #19 is supposed to be Burt Reynolds? Or Billy Bob Thornton looks like Burt Reynolds?

Jennifer Johnson
Jennifer Johnson

I like 6, 8 and 15. Especially 15, being I love Charles Darwin and evolution. The rest are bad, bad, bad.

COHockey
COHockey User

I liked the Griswold one.

Matt-Kim-806
Matt-Kim-806 User

"What have i done? What have i done? How could i be so blind? All is lost. Where was I? Spoiled all. Spoiled all. Everything's gone all wrong."

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