Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy Kreme are giving away free donuts today to celebrate National Donut Day, June 5th! So if you are reading this on June 6th or later, well you missed out. However don’t worry, it feels like National Donut “Day” occurs way more than once a year. I’m sure it will be donut day again in October or something. I think the donut people have some sort of conspiracy going, but who cares because DONUTS. -Be right back, I’m checking the Break break room to see if they left us free donuts… Nope. Guess I’m going to have to do this now:
OK, so technically National Donut Day is the first Friday of every June and has been celebrated since 1938 to honor the men and women of the Salvation Army who served donuts to soldiers during World War I. The more you know!
They won the war with donuts!
That’s why we are going to gaze upon some of the most mouthwatering, deliciously filthy burger donuts. Why settle for just a plain donut, when you can also put some meat and cheese on it?
Question of the day: If someone told you that you could eat all of these donuts, but that you could never have sex again, which would you pick?
This is just pornographic:
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