14 Tombstones From Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Graveyard

I’ve heard of a pet cemetery, but an ice cream cemetery? Located near Ben & Jerry’s headquarters and factory in Waterbury, Vermont exists one of the strangest tributes to these delicious cold treats; The Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard.  Every time the ice cream manufacturer retires a flavor no matter how long the flavor was for sale (some were only a year old when they “died!”) the ice cream gets its own tombstone marking its “life” and “death.” This will make you think twice the next time you maliciously gulp down a pint of B&J’s “Chubby Hubby” -or not.

 

While they might not actually raise the dead, this whole Graveyard thing raises a lot of questions:

  • What kind of ghosts haunt an ice cream graveyard?
  • If they bring back one of these flavors for sale, will it be a “zombie flavor?”
  • Are there actual pints of the Ben & Jerry’s flavors in question buried beneath the tomb stones?
  • If there are pints of ice cream buried there, are they somehow preserved or do they embalm them like a human corpse?
  • Do they have an actual funeral?
  • What does an ice cream casket look like?
  • Are any favors “cremated” in the microwave?
  • Have any grave robbers ever attempted to dig up an expired pint of B&J in order to defile it with a spoon? – Sick!

Now we have to walk up the hill after eating all that ice cream? Boo.

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Source:  Thrillist