Everyone likes pizza, right? They say it's like sex; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Well, never have sex with a pizza that looks like any of these.
1. Admit it, your pizza has always been kind of shlong-less
2. Mmm, Sloppin-Fresh
3. This looks like it was made with too much love
4. Yo dawg, I heard you like heart attacks on your heart attack
5. Sloppy Joe's brother, Disgusting Mess Gary
6. Cheese can grow tumors, who knew?
7. It's not delivery, it's disintegrated
8. Double crust means twice as awful
10. This is what killed the Hamburglar (he's dead, by the way)
11. Pizza Party!
12. Home Made. By a blind guy