12 Awful Pizza Fails

Everyone likes pizza, right?  They say it’s like sex; even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.  Well, never have sex with a pizza that looks like any of these.

1. Admit it, your pizza has always been kind of shlong-less

2. Mmm, Sloppin-Fresh

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3. This looks like it was made with too much love

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4. Yo dawg, I heard you like heart attacks on your heart attack

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5. Sloppy Joe’s brother, Disgusting Mess Gary

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6. Cheese can grow tumors, who knew?

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7. It’s not delivery, it’s disintegrated

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8. Double crust means twice as awful

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9. Pizzaception

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10. This is what killed the Hamburglar (he’s dead, by the way)

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11. Pizza Party!

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12. Home Made.  By a blind guy

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