12 Awful Pizza Fails

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Feb. 12, 2013

Everyone likes pizza, right?  They say it's like sex; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.  Well, never have sex with a pizza that looks like any of these.

1. Admit it, your pizza has always been kind of shlong-less

2. Mmm, Sloppin-Fresh

3. This looks like it was made with too much love

4. Yo dawg, I heard you like heart attacks on your heart attack

5. Sloppy Joe's brother, Disgusting Mess Gary

6. Cheese can grow tumors, who knew?

7. It's not delivery, it's disintegrated

8. Double crust means twice as awful

9. Pizzaception

10. This is what killed the Hamburglar (he's dead, by the way)

11. Pizza Party!

12. Home Made.  By a blind guy

24 comments
Sportlife30
Sportlife30

most these were gross looking but that cheeseburger pizza, not gonna lie, looked pretty awesome for a once in a lifetime things.

mykylc
mykylc

The smile on her face...she can't get the ranch dressing opened fast enough...and the other one is concentrating on the speed of gravity down her gullet.

mykylc
mykylc

This is definitely our lovely nation of America. Sick sick people eating sick sick things. America lives to eat...they don't eat to live.

fruitloops
fruitloops

"MMA is the safest sport in the world" - Dana White

WiffleBallTony
WiffleBallTony

#11 "I'll just rub some of this ranch on my tits before I get started here!"

mykylc
mykylc

How do people this freaking over weight even sit on a toilet to take a crap????

Tieris
Tieris

How is the pizzahut crown crust a fail? It is the shiny baby Jesus of all pizzas! Once again break... you FAIL!

ROB-Robot
ROB-Robot

That's from Pizza Hut in Dubai. I wanted to try it but decided it probably wasn't a good idea.

cokesniffer
cokesniffer

# 11 And our rover was searching for them on Planet mars

Paul_UK78
Paul_UK78

#11 - Pizza looks nice, but the rest is a fvcking mess.

Jbivv
Jbivv

She is going to swallow the bottle whole!!

matewis
matewis

Our rover can see them from Planet Mars.

jr302gt
jr302gt

Just like she does her son, 6freek6show6.