11-Year-Old Kid Who Didn’t Know Porn Is Free Online Racks Up $700 Cable Bill

Porn: it’s what’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you’re an unsupervised kid with Internet access. But what happens if you’re dumb and don’t know that porn is completely free online? You might wind up having to spank it to copies of Good Housekeeping that your mom leaves sitting around the house, or God forbid you might actually have to use your imagination for once.

Or…you could order porn on the pay-per-view channels. But how much pay-per-view porn does it take to satisfy an 11-year-old kid?

Nearly $700’s worth, apparently.

Deneka, a woman with an 11-year-old cousin who gets called “boo” in the above message, was shocked when she opened a group message between her aunt and mom to find that her nephew had blown up their cable bill to almost $700 by purchasing porn while his mom was at work.

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“I have a group text with my mother and aunt,” Deneka explains to Unilad. “We were randomly discussing this new restaurant here in Montgomery, AL, that my aunt was eating at for the first time.

The funniest part about it was the fact that he actually bought porn and didn’t know that you could find it for free on the internet.

While she was there, she decided to pay her cable bill on her phone and saw that it was $648. She then scrolled through the statement and saw that there was $290 worth of X-rated movies that her 11 year old son had bought on random days in March while she was at work.”

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After being confronted by his mom, Boo tried to lie and say that all he wanted to do was “watch movies,” not realizing that the cable bill was itemized – so it didn’t take long for him to get embarrassed, throw a fit and then lock himself in his room. As for punishment, Boo was reportedly forced to clean the entire house and scrub every floor.

As for the $700 charge, Deneka’s aunt has already paid it – though she’s also changed cable providers so that Boo doesn’t have any access to it from his room.

[H/T Unilad]